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Many such cases

Not great that the president of the United States’ primary goal in a war is to keep stock market futures from going down

Trump really thinks getting Iran to restart attacks is the way to shift the blame for the war to them and improve his polling.

The alternative is admitting that family and neighbors have chosen this path on purpose and in full knowledge of the horrors that it would bring. Some people can’t bring themselves to face that.

This might have worked if we hadn’t killed their supreme leader during negotiations.

The half life of the TACO is getting quicker. At this point Trump just wants to get through the next hour where it used to be the next day or week.

As usual the answer is provide content to President dementia.

The US has had such an incumbent advantage for almost 30 years that my contention is that Trump would have won in 2020 if he had responded to Covid with even a little bit of competency. The fact that the election ended up being close when he was so unpopular I feel supports that.

WWE spent the past decade+ booking so that no one would be bigger than the company and that the brand would be what people would buy tickets to. It’s funny then to me that they spend millions on part-timers and special attractions when they’d most likely sell the same amount of tickets without them.

I do wonder what the ‘Approve’ number would look like if the cultists were given the option of “no opinion.”

Probably explains why Vance isn’t going any more. Avoids the embarrassment of him being there and Iranian negotiators no showing.

I’d love to say it’s guilty conscious, but they were selected for their positions because they’re drunks.

The one thing that might save the US is that there’s not that many competent people that want to serve in this administration because competent people understand anyone that outlives Trump will face consequences.

I’m starting to get the impression that Trump and his cabinet might not be the most competent of people. I am a median voter.

As a millennial, it’s wild to be living through the same nostalgia commodification for the 1990’s that my boomer parents received for the 1960’s thirty years ago.

While most likely this is someone in the administration making trades, there’s also a very good chance that the White House and Air Force One are riddled with bugs. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the Russian government making these trades.

I mean how are Trump and his cronies supposed to buy oil futures before the market opens on Monday if they don’t crater the price on Friday.

Inflation is crazy. This is $1.7b in 2015 dollars.

Another win for the “logistics are for pussies” administration

Are we sure this isn’t part of the trailer for a new Paul Verhoeven movie?

We’re a nation of treatlers

This indicates to me that Iran is willing to give up the toll booth idea in return for a lump sum payment from the US.

Funny thing is that is better globally but terrible for GOP to sell domestically.

Trump is really just going to end up with a shittier version of Obama’s deal with Iran.

Honestly, this is the real reason Trump wants Iran to wrap up, because Rubio told him he can’t invade Greenland until after he invades Cuba.

Whatley raising the most out of GOP candidates is actually hilarious.

File an extension and make it future you’s problem

Feels like this should be an ecumenical matter

Maybe he forbade her from jumping out of a plane?