Oh my gosh that FLOORING

Owning a home means everything is on a 30-year plan, so I look forward to Bar Hartman in 2066

That bedroom above the garage is gonna be the tiki bar right

We’re 2/2 now

Screenshot of a post featuring a photo of an absolute unit of an alligator, we’re talking dinosaur size, lounging in a wetlands type environment. Text: Over the years, Buddy touched the hearts of every one at the park and was loved by millions on our social media. He and Brandon had a special relationship. Buddy helped shape Gatorland into what it is today. He made people fall in love with alligators... and if you ever saw him, you know exactly what I mean. There will never be another Buddy. Thank y'all for loving him with us.

Pour one out for our beautiful baby boy Buddy, the biggest gator in Gatorland’s history (at 13’8”, 1,000lbs).

It hurt my tummy :(

On Friday, my can of Stranger Things Season 3 promotional New Coke had begun to leak in the fridge so I drank it. It may have tasted like Pepsi but I don’t keep that swill in my house so it’s hard to say? Also, very flat.

Only six years out of date!

Happy Birthday to all three of you!! 🎂🎉

One of these days I'm going to get back to scanning my collection of CB radio QSL cards.

If you and I connected on CB radio we would get each other's address and send a QSL card as a souvenir of our interaction.

Visited the promised land yesterday

Good morning from Tiki-a-Go-Go!

MINE TRAIN THROUGH NATURE’S WONDERLAND @ WALT DISNEY’S CAROLWOOD BARN. Griffith Park, Los Angeles, California. September 2025.

Amazing, love the character work here!!

Rock ‘n roller coaster featuring Aerosmith. April 12, 2023. Marquee car with selfie in rear view mirror.

Rock ‘n roller coaster featuring Aerosmith. April 12, 2023. Marquee car with selfie in rear view mirror close up.

Been looking for this image since rock ‘n’ roller coaster closed, but here’s my favorite selfie I’ve taken in the parks.
Sadly, the last day I saw the ride, the rearview mirror was no longer reflective.

Shania Twain ass hair. Shania Dwayne

This reminds me of those extremely weird “Miss Piggy feeling her jugs up” figural banks that are inexplicably common on FB Marketplace

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.

I was chatting with my friends about the Disney Believe since we’re all big DCL fans and said it’s somehow even less compelling than the Destiny to me. I inadvertantly went on a little bit of a manifesto when asked what I *would* find compelling, and I think a lot of it applies to the parks, too.

May Pang’s photos give viewers an inside look at John Lennon’s 1974 Disney trip Photographer May Pang Did you know that one of the most monumental moments in the history of music happened right here at the Most Magical Place on Earth?

May Pang’s photos give viewers an inside look at John Lennon’s 1974 Disney trip

The original ending to Countdown to Extinction was going to have this asteroid effect seen here. Eisner wasn’t satisfied and that led to the sliding Carno head we know and love today. ☄️

a man in a plaid shirt is carrying binoculars ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is carrying binoculars

Merlin is irl Pokémon Go

Glad to hear! I’ve actually still not been to Dollywood yet, but hope to later this year

I was just thinking about how Dollywood just opened this weekend! I’m sorry that you got booted (though I did enjoy seeing the snow so ridiculously late in the year)

That means you can go in now

Excuse me miss, I think you left something south of the Mason-Dixon Line

Love the shapes and colors here, great work

They should run a diner. Maybe at the dockside.

…that’s honestly an incredible concept

I’d play the heck out of cow watermelon battleship