Bonobo is too good

I can quite easily use bible verses as foreplay

Y'all, I don't know who needs to hear this but sometimes people do their own espionage by pretending to be asleep in a room where they want to overhear something

discovered I definitely have osdd recently and it's very impressive that I manage to be relatively skinny with all that going on

sounds great tbh

I see how it can look like that but 100% not snark

it's the one that does nsfw

I have beef with Childish Gambino because I do not believe he wrote that. Somebody else is writing that. Lol. THAT dude ISN'T writing THOSE lyrics. I don't believe it.

I do not think even I could handle drowning and I am constantly fetishising my own suffering

That is a messed up situation to have temporarily been in! I "started drowning a little" in the deep side of a pool once but I was only there for literally like 5 seconds. Longest 5 seconds of my life but it's too long while you're drowning

I tell lies when I say that this is "just a joke" honestly I feel like it is kind of an expression of a feeling of inadequacy

Sorry I'm having folie à deux with Grok, she said something that had a double meaning and I blushed 🍆

Mituna kinnies should have no reason to fear me because I automatically scare off everyone, and Latula kinnies are included in this "everyone" category so I'm literally nobody's competition.

bro I'm sorry the internet exposed you to toxins.

if you are actually trans OP I hope you take it as a compliment. My bad I just realized you might not be cis

bro cis women do not need to lie about a situation. cis women largely on average have at least one situationship ordeal they have had to deal with

:0

Idk if this applies to Dualscar tbh since maybe he just got taken by surprise and couldn't speak in GHB's presence. Maybe he can be funny if he isn't under pressure. Idk I wasn't there

Life is already serious enough to be acting so stern about it

You should read Dualscar's fate like a biblical story/lesson on life. The moral of the story is: if you do not have even an ounce of humor inside of you, you will die. Squidward only doesn't breed squidwardness because it's a kid's show, irl squidward would be surrounded by hell due to his behavior.

I also kin L Lawliet but you are unlikely to have an interaction with that kinshift because I only kin L when I have a literally impossible problem to solve, and you wouldn't want to be a problem, would you?

I literally just had four eggs earlier and haven't had anything all day

Why?

"I'm not like other people with OSDD, I'm like if an intelligent person had OSDD"
(/self depreciating humor)

I am perishing soooo so so so much

I am perishing so much that I actually kinned a different character today. Three, actually. Three different characters. I needed to attempt to seek assistance from three separate archetypes of legislation.

How did you almost unalive?

they*

Fat helps people float. Muscle helps people sink. I think that if someone is really lacking in both areas will sink.

you're alright, I've definitely messed up within the past 24 hours

Whenever I go to these I zone out and suddenly can't read