FYI, “Vibes are off” is a perfectly acceptable reason for paging me.

Yall too old to be so geeked over skeets after dark. I need yall to get laid in real life so you can leave us out of it

Xfinity customer service makes me want to k*** myself

everyone was complimenting how well behaved my dog was for our Christmas photoshoot…if only he was like that at home 🫠

Beyoncé to Perform at Halftime During NFL Christmas Gameday Live on Netflix The performance will take place on Wednesday, December 25 during the Ravens-Texans game.

"This year’s halftime show will be the first live performance of songs from genre-bending and record-breaking album Cowboy Carter."

in another life I’m a former D1 college cheerleader

I have so much good going for me 🦋

I want to make mac & cheese this week, however I am a single woman living in a single household…that mac would last for weeks 😂

Nothing like being out yapped by a yappier yap. Suddenly, you know how your yapping makes others feel.

Your brain is screaming, “yo, stfu PLEASE” and your face is fallin asleep. Meanwhile, they’re 6 yappin mins for their point.

Humbling.

up thinking about the bbq plate imma get tomorrow

We call them “posts”

type shit

I do not like calling the posts skeets and will not getting down with that :)

Is Trump trying to kill us? Authoritarian expert says yes. Here’s how It sounds hyperbolic, but it's not

“There are five areas that authoritarians want to control when they attempt to decapitate a democratic state, authoritarian expert Timothy Snyder writes: health, law, administration, defense & intelligence... each of these arenas, the goal is to create chaos — and yes, even death.”

bit.ly/3ABgZEm

Damn y’all fucking already ?? It hasn’t even been a week yet 😂😭

Trump Pentagon pick had been flagged by fellow service member as possible 'Insider Threat' Pete Hegseth, the Army National Guard veteran and Fox News host nominated by Donald Trump to lead the Department of Defense, was flagged as a possible “Insider Threat” by a fellow service member due t...

Trump's Dept. of Defense pick Pete Hegseth was flagged as a possible “Insider Threat” by a fellow service member due to a tattoo he has that’s associated with white supremacist groups

can’t be dealing w that as I head into an amazing weekend lol foh

A post on #Bluesky being called a skeet is so funny to me☺️

hangin out w my elderly ass election clerks is like a real live episode of The Office

I haven’t made a post yet…I just dk what to say 🧍🏻‍♀️

We are watching desperate housewives and this show was so dark

I fucked around and clicked art for my interest now it’s nothing but ugly ass portraits on my timeline

Me opening X/Twitter:

Let’s seek to have positive discourse on here. I know we’re used to the toxicity of X so a lot of how respond is based on that but that’s why we are starting over on this app. New app, new vibes.

One side effect of starting fresh over here is that I've reclaimed my capital letters at the beginning of sentences. They were dearly missed. Now I can have as many as I please. Hehe