Me: I cannot stress highly enough…
My brain: Challenge accepted.

Taxi cabs are named after taxi meters, not the other way round.

Some years ago, during a silly conversation with my wife, I ended up googling “does anybody hate Judi Dench?”. Top hit was a Facebook page (sadly no longer in existence) titled “Don’t You Hate It When Dame Judi Dench Puts A Calippo In Your Exhaust Pipe?”

Robert Downey Jr. bickering while pointing guns in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast.

Don’t know if you’re familiar with Public Service Broadcasting’s The Race For Space album, but it has a track called The Other Side that gives me shivers every damn time.

I confess, I often skim past IoC stuff; not because I disagree with them, but these days I struggle for headspace. But this is *staggeringly* awful.

The biscuits in the pack above the tear strip don’t count, right?

So sorry. Sending love.

According to Argent, it’s “never too late to work 9 to 5”, but what about 6?

It has come to my attention that successˈlessness is a word.

Giving Predator to Dan Trachtenberg was like giving Mission Impossible to Chris McQuarrie. Wonderful what people with a genuine love for the material can produce.

Hah!We just finished it too. Refreshingly unique.

ste(ph)en @stephenjmolloy X.com *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: "This isn't deodorant." 20:36 • 27/01/2016

Yes! Some jokes you can’t help but visualise. E.g. this classic

I know nobody hears me on this platform, but I just want to say that the most wonderful thing about #Dark is the (perhaps ironical) fact that every time I finish watching it, I feel compelled to rewatch it from the beginning again.

I’m not allowed to reply to this, but I feel it so god damned hard.

Think of the sheepdog court artists.

I once borrowed Caroline Quentin’s pen to get Paul Merton’s autograph. Then gave Caroline Quentin her pen back.

Life hack: Keep, and carefully tend, a to-don’t list.

I prefer kittens.

Oh I’m so sorry to hear that. Sending love to all.

When xkcd teaches you about something cool you weren’t previously aware of.

Saw a car whose registration plate ended “UGH” today, and its a philosophy I can get behind.

The Shape of Water?

Sign on a unit in a nearby business park. Reads “Quantum packaging”

Seen near our house. Just don’t open the packages!

Loved it. Though what I *really* want to see is the Loser of Losers.

Kearns
Wang
Baddiel
Beaumont
Kumar

❤️

4.7% does not a session ale make.

Just been past a butcher and a baker next door to each other. Anyone got any good books on making candles?

Tried to guess the acronym, but could only come up with “Mixed Martial Tarts”. Which I now want.

If you see a cat do a big stretch and don’t say “Big stretch!” you are dead inside.