I was never very good at the secret part

He absolutely just trotted out the knee-jerk excuse for why the US can't build infrastructure (e.g. decent passenger rail), without bothering to think about it at all

Our secret agent infiltrators do their jobs well mwahahaha etc

Hot damn, a pet pfp reactionary *and* a veteran hat reactionary all in one! This, uh, “string” must be good

I love it when I'm skimming a Molly hater profile to confirm the block I'm about to do and see a bunch of fawning over "AI" in there. Yeah, you feel strongly about "scams" in general. That's definitely it. Mmhmm

whomevermst

I'm kind of bored with blaming this increasingly broken joke of a website on vibe-coding at this point, but it obviously upsets people that it's cool and good to upset, so nice job, dipshits

No we don't

Well, the diaspora should know, they were there.

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Seeing that their pinned post is being a shithead about "civvies" was the comedy highlight of my Bluesky morning.

GO RANGERS or whatever lol

You can, of course, fuck Lt Cmdr Data, but the consequences are entirely on you

Never fall for Lt Cmdr Data, you ain't making it to the finale doing that sort of thing

A lot of people being annoying on here about "experts" lately. Meanwhile, the "experts":

Keep up the good work, callers

"We badly need a new economic model [...] that is not based on hyper profits and hyper consumption"

~ Brain genius Mikhail Gorbachev in 2012

This antisurplusvalueredistributionism has gone on long enough

... oh huh. ngl it makes me pretty happy that Bill is, in fact, excellent

She clearly thinks she's doing something, but I genuinely can't figure out what it is

A neat thing about being property acquired as a status symbol that I've learned is that, while you might think they'll start treating you as a person some day, nope!

Nah, reality has never gotten in the way of those people's thought-terminating cliches, and it's not going to start now

Not to hand it to Russia, but I gotta hand it to Russia, blocking BlueSky is clearly the right move in all circumstances

Mute, cowards, you are only going to kill an owl

You post mundane LinkedIn slop on Bluesky and get even less engagement than I do for doing communist shitposting badly, come on now.

Also, I did that, and now that whole industry has been replaced with the slop bot you use to regurgitate your tedium, so go fuck yourself

You're telling me a mother fucked this enchilada?

So "Israel" murders a Canadian in Lebanon and you call for the disarmament of the only line of defense? Disgraceful

oof lol

Which I suppose I could frame more positively as saying that if I follow you I actually look at all your shitty posts, but clearly framing things positively isn't my strong suit

This is just an excuse to belabor my one conviction about bsky, that follow+mute is for liars and cowards, but y'know, hit me

@realfollowers.bsky.social all my followers are real followers, fake accounts don't mute people

Look soap is slippery alright