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Posts by Coach Mustard (aka velospence)

i couldn’t get a good look but there were 4 or 5 almost fully loaded freight ships chillin south of the bridge. that shit is cool.

i come from a landlocked state, this shit is still super fucking cool to me. may it never wear off.

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i’d also just like to admire how amazing those two structures are

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bay bridge normally: terrifying

bay bridge during rush hour when you choose the bi-directional lane on the north bridge: may as well drive into the bay

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you really don't, it comes across my IG pizza feed from time to time and my blood pressure immediately spikes

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i have to imagine it stems from that douchebag barstool sports jackass that turned every cryptobro into also a pizzabro

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i don't tend to make things up, sometimes i wish i did though

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just elect me supreme, edge to edge leader of the cosmos and i'll clean this place up i promise

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honestly would vote for any politician that guaranteed to imprison anyone whose second bite out of a pizza is the crust and then says the word "undercarriage"

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we are an unserious people

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anyway, i was just watching this video of a 101 y/o Philadelphian women that didn't have phones and in her lifespan we've got pasta companies listening to dinner conversation because they're all out of effective marketing ideas.

what a wonderful fucking world

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i am actually going to co-opt this device and figure out at which age kids actually start cussing. it would be kind of awesome to hear the evolution of some suburban brat going from "this pasta is boring" to "mom this pasta sucks" to MOM I'M SICK OF THIS SHITTY FUCKING PASTA SAUCE FUCK"

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full transparency i have no clue if his name was Jonah or Mike or Dan or Ben or whatever, but Jonah seemed right. so i'm going with it and not looking it up.

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i wonder if when Jonah Campbell settled in Camden and built his estates in Riverside, he envisioned this to be the destiny of his soup conglomerate

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when your marketing team is all out of ideas and the CEO of a soup company is pandering to his tech overlords, this is what you come up with.

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this isn't route 420
thank you for not smoking 

with the SEPTA logo at the bottom

this isn't route 420 thank you for not smoking with the SEPTA logo at the bottom

blaze it (just not on the bus, subway, or train😶‍🌫️)

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quite lovely out there yesterday

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SEPTA remains the true 🐐

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they turned captions on and i was like one small minor plot point off

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watching the Firm without audio or caption with blues playing at a semi-full bar and totally understanding what is happening

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is the extreme negative ° on the stem because the stack is so high making room for the bigger wheels?

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the Susquehanna on a grey, humid morning

the Susquehanna on a grey, humid morning

a double line of cyclists on a dirt path with lush green foliage

a double line of cyclists on a dirt path with lush green foliage

cyclists in the distance on a dirt path through pine forest

cyclists in the distance on a dirt path through pine forest

my bike, a green cinelli king zydeco 2 against a fence

my bike, a green cinelli king zydeco 2 against a fence

#30daysofbiking day 14

Dusty Susque with the Hush Money and Endo crew. left thinking i had a 100km in my legs, but being sick all week and still crippled with allergies i chose the route. still 60km but virtually no climbing. fun day regardless. mostly dirt roads, some single track, and paved road.

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the Susquehanna on a grey, humid morning

the Susquehanna on a grey, humid morning

a double line of cyclists on a dirt path with lush green foliage

a double line of cyclists on a dirt path with lush green foliage

cyclists in the distance on a dirt path through pine forest

cyclists in the distance on a dirt path through pine forest

my bike, a green cinelli king zydeco 2 against a fence

my bike, a green cinelli king zydeco 2 against a fence

#30daysofbiking day 14

Dusty Susque with the Hush Money and Endo crew. left thinking i had a 100km in my legs, but being sick all week and still crippled with allergies i chose the route. still 60km but virtually no climbing. fun day regardless. mostly dirt roads, some single track, and paved road.

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post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

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my sister texted me this am:
"Also, Riley {their hound dog} has fleas and she killed a squirrel and ate its head yesterday. So that’s neat."

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but sorry to hear about the red wings, RIP

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snuck the baby rabbit in the end there thinking we wouldn't see it

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lush, verdant brush line a dirt trail with bicycle handlebars in the foreground

lush, verdant brush line a dirt trail with bicycle handlebars in the foreground

a tunnel with a dirt path going through it with graffiti on the walls and a light at the end

a tunnel with a dirt path going through it with graffiti on the walls and a light at the end

lush, verdant brush line a dirt trail

lush, verdant brush line a dirt trail

#30daysofbiking day 13

a little mixed surface magic

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lush, verdant brush line a dirt trail with bicycle handlebars in the foreground

lush, verdant brush line a dirt trail with bicycle handlebars in the foreground

a tunnel with a dirt path going through it with graffiti on the walls and a light at the end

a tunnel with a dirt path going through it with graffiti on the walls and a light at the end

lush, verdant brush line a dirt trail

lush, verdant brush line a dirt trail

#30daysofbiking day 13

a little mixed surface magic

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i'm sorry how am i supposed to shit on gravel racing if the internet is down???

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it's a good thing none of these gravelistas's sponsorships agreements are predicated on sales growth from the live coverage of drone from 200ft above... especially when every kit is damn near the same earth tone colorway blending in nicely with the desert landscape.

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