Whoever keeps sticking a voodoo doll of me in the leg, back, and shoulder...

"You know that game that didn't make us any money? Make a dozen more. One of them is bound to be profitable eventually."
"...Or we could make more games like the ones that were successful."

I think the real moral of that story is by the end the villagers would honestly rather have to deal with a wolf than keep putting up with that fucking kid.

Midnight is where the day begins.

I wonder what the guy who spent 28 years trying to find this out is going to do with the rest of his life.

What if I say I'm not like the others?

So for years in The Division 2 I played with a legally not FN SCAR-L. But this week I switched to a headshot build with a legally not AR-15. And damn if having to switch to my legally not M&P45 sidearm whenever enemies are too close or I haven't properly reloaded made me feel like Baba Yaga himself

"Get Out Of My House" by Kate Bush and "The Intruder" by Peter Gabriel are the same song from two different points of view.

Me: *trying to go down on my liberal girlfriend*
Her:

So data from the 1926 Irish census was just released and everybody's reacting to all the information they just discovered about their family history but it turns out my great-grandfather was a cop. An 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩 cop.

What you need to understand is the vast gulf between:

People who see the rules as guidance informing them of what good behavior look like,

vs

People who see the rules as a starting point for figuring out exactly what they can get away with before someone intervenes.

I think overthinking is inventing reasons to worry out of (usually) nothing and worrying is when the cause for your worry wasn't something you came up with yourself.

Awfully sober.

I'll be in my bunk.

A trailer for a story about SA is definitely crossing the line unlike the extremely graphic Larian trailer we sat through during the Game Awards. Cool cool cool, no worries.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance, or you’re eliminated!

"Polyamory. We convince ugly people with low self esteem that being cheated on is totally a real sexual orientation that makes them more interesting than their boring parents."

With news of the new "Grazing Action Plan" created by the USDA to help the cattle industry, we wanted to remind everyone that wolves are not the problem. Wolves have killed 0.002% of cattle, yet hundreds of wolves were killed by government programs.

Read more on our blog: https://bit.ly/4sBHT3F

It's kinda like "When I look at Orcs, I see black people," all over again but for nonces instead of racists.

Video game: *has child character clearly based on Newt from Aliens*
That one friend that's too woke: "Obviously this character is intended for gamers to find sexually attra-"

Certain people have chosen to spend this week outing themselves by talking about Pragmata the exact same way they talked about Stellar Blade.

He'll clog the toilet, cause a tsunami of shite to explode, then unclog the toilet and JD Smithers will proclaim what an incredible job he did improving the bathroom.

Therapist: *holding up card* "What does this look like?"
Me: "A Rorschach test."
Therapist: "...Okay, it's saying shit like that. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 is why people don't like you."

Huge... tracts of land.

My opinion is based on my own observation of things I've witnessed people do and say. Yours is based on vibes and what you think should be true but can't prove or back up with any sort of data.

Trust me, bro.

How much of a percentage?

But of course the real criteria for whether you count as a person is how well you can fake you're not a mental patient and talk about stupid crap that doesn't matter. Don't wanna fake caring about sports, the weather, or housing prices? Take verbal abuse from someone you remember as a toddler, then.