That's not news, that's history-oh wait...

You know what the best example of virtue signalling is?
Every time some asshole says "Why do we need Pride flags or a rainbow crosswalk? Why don't we do something for veterans instead?"

These people don't give a fuck about veterans. They're just trying to use a strawman to claim moral high ground.

Realizing that Sisqó's "Thong Song" was the "WAP" of its day. 🤯

me, a canadian, aghast: what do you mean you don't thank your bis drivers?

"Sometimes you've gotta just treat yourself to a multi-vitamin."
"That's right: live dangerously."

What's going on with the sky right now?

Here's the pitch: the press should treat every Trump Q&A like a stand-up comedy show and *laugh* at him when he gives these insane, made-up statements and word salads.
Also, ensure dead silence for when he tells a "joke", to really drive it home.

#snatchgame David Lynch is giving like, Seth Meyers crossed with Dave Foley.

If I had a nickel for every time Lady Gaga dropped an album near the beginning of a total hellscape of a year, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

If all these US tariffs are about "protecting your borders", then it's just another attempt by Tr*mp to (unsuccessfully) make someone else pay for his wall.

It's your border. You defend it.

While we're at it, can we put embargoes on all the vile political shit from the US that comes across?

What's the over-under that any of Trump's cabinet picks will make it through to the end of his term?

Culture. 🤷‍♂️

My Spotify Discover playlist this week is very dense with girls singing songs to other girls to ditch their boyfriends and come be lesbians with them. And I support it!

But on the flipside, where is the gay male equivalent of these songs, and why does it intrinsically sound more predatory to me? 🤔

Well, THE WILD ROBOT only made me almost-cry three times during it, so I'd consider that a win. Chris Sanders just understands the confluence of characters, story, animation, and music to create maximum emotional manipulation, second only to all-timers like Pete Docter or Miyazaki.

PS my son is a cat

My son is the pickiest eater and we have tried *everything*: lots of different foods, different temperatures, not letting him snack between meals, playing him out so he's tired. He'll sometimes eat leftovers if there's nothing else, but all he wants is junk food. Any tips?

That ADHD/OCD urge to go back and replay the entire series before you start a new game in a franchise. 😅

Also, the Charter says:
"[...]Canada is founded upon *principles* that recognize the supremacy of God[...]:" (emphasis mine), which describes the moral blueprint of the writers as opposed to trying to force Christianity on the populace.

Section 2a immediately provides freedom of religion to all.

Let's not get it twisted.
Publicly funded denominational schools (both Catholic and Protestant) are protected under the Constitution *if they existed at Union*. If they came into existence after 1867, they're not protected. This was an extremely important aspect to help the initial unification.

Crazy how all the Republicans have been whining about the US being involved in war (Ukraine, Palestine) for years, but as soon as Trump suggests invading Denmark or Canada, they're all for it? I guess they're not anti-war at all, they just only want wars that could directly benefit them. 🤷‍♂️

Were you getting that error in the new version? Just saw there was a new release this month after, what, a decade? Haven't updated yet, but looking forward to seeing some forward motion.

The story of my life is learning *just* enough about something to be able to achieve what I'm trying to do... and then promptly forgetting how I got there and never being able to re-create it.

Big ADHD brain energy. I really REALLY need to take notes more often.

Finally managed to get a new text box mask working in one of my subbing projects. It drove me crazy off and on for a year, but somehow the new one looks better and uses less code than my old mask? Idk man, I don't understand Illustrator at all 😭
#aegisub

Totally normal couple conversations:
"How long do you think? About 20 minutes?"
"Yea, sure. Maybe 18 min?"
"Hey Google, set a timer for 15 minutes."

Got up at 6:45 and found my cats had left a pile of puke for me in my office...
but I managed to avoid stepping in it in the pitch black, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.