Landlord confused me with the other white lady who lives in my building and I found out her rent is $630 a month lol how do I use this info to get my rent reduced

Theory 1: Mom has been secretly posting on 4Chan for years; creating dankest memes imaginable.

Theory 2: Christmas frog is cute.

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Just stapled a $2 bill to a carnie’s butt

The only time I did salvia I literally saw my dead father so TALK TO ME hit a little too close to home

thinking about quitting the job I just started because I’m forced to use Microsoft teams and it doesn’t have enough emojis to express the full complexity of my feelings

all of the things I’d much rather be doing are staring me in the face i need the veneer of an office to accept that I’ve consented to this

everyone seems to love wfh but it just highlights the inherent indignity of work. like, you’re forcing me to have a zoom meeting IN MY OWN HOME?!

This is hell

every morning when i get dressed

wimb >:(

i hope the new Wes Anderson movie causes a revival of skiffle country music. i think it would be good for young people’s morale.

sigh

freud would say i drink diet coke because of the death drive and he'd be right

two cats badly photoshopped to look like they are wearing banana costumes. the caption says "time for another week. I am not prepared but I will do it"

Anyone caught performatively laughing during a screening should be EXECUTED

Let me be the first to skeet it: NYC independent movie theater crowds are the worst

celebrating May Day by shirking my work duties to focus on the only worthwhile labor (carefully dusting my vintage taxidermy birds with a paintbrush)

These cockles are ADORABLE and DELICIOUS ! Perfect for clams w/ spaghetti and also u can use the brine to make a tasty dirty martini

This is a tinned fish account now, maybe

can’t post because I’m paralyzed with indecision on how to invent a new personality for myself on this app

Hello world