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Posts by Chris Carlton

If Adolf Hitler were suddenly reincarnated and installed inside the American government, one of the first things he would do is start investigating organizations like the Southern Poverty Law Center.

The SPLC is America's early warning system for fascist, white supremacist takeovers of our country.

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Not a penny to make life more affordable for American families, but $70 BILLION for ICE to terrorize our communities.

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Now prosecute her. And anyone else who got in ethics trouble by doing crimes.

Resigning isn't enough. Whatever party you're in.

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Sorry, he's saying it "weakens our warfighting capabilities" to ensure our soldiers don't get the flu all at once—taking them off the battlefield?

Make this make sense. It seems reality is the *opposite* of what he describes. Sounds to me like he just wants anti-vaxxer troops to flood our military.

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Settee down everyone, it's not that funny

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This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

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Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

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A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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This one time?

I was a big red dog and everyone acted like it was normal that I was a kaiju.

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I continue to find this specific photograph to be one of the funniest things ever created by the minds and hands of humankind

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This Day in Labor History: April 16, 1836. Massachusetts passed the nation’s first law limiting child labor. It required that children under the age of 15 working in factories be given three months off per year to attend school!

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Pope Leo today: "Blessed are the peacemakers."

"Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth."

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Hello! I'm looking for a queer horror artist for an anthology short (6-8 pgs)! This is paid work and the rate will go up based on crowdfunding.

New creators welcome! Please DM ME with your PORTFOLIO. Final pages will be due in two months.

I'll contact my choice in the next two weeks. Thanks!

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It will be extremely funny if Vance manages to get himself excommunicated before his book on becoming a Catholic releases.

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OMG... I feel like that could be it... he’s such a f****** dimwit

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Just a reminder that JD Vance has been a Catholic for less time than Nacho Fries have been on the Taco Bell menu.

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An evil Justice League

An evil Justice League

All the trans people I know are cool and all the anti-trans people are uniformly douchebags so I have decided that they are like the evil version of the Justice League but without the cool costumes.

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But Lord Donald … what about the hardest times in my life? … then, in the midst of my deepest struggle, there was only one set of footprints ….

Trump Christ: Yeah I don’t walk with losers

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Donald Trump was posting on Truth Social until 4:10am, including an image of himself as Jesus and multiple posts of the same article, raising alarms about Biden’s cognitive decline.

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i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

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While I had bought comics here and there before, the first comic 8 year old me committed to getting every issue of was Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew.

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Get his ass, Your Holiness

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They’re never going to stop trolling.

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Orban, Bolsonaro, Trump, and all the rest of these goons want you to believe they are inevitable and, once in power, invincible. They are not.

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All honor to the Hungarian people for showing the way.

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VIKTOR ORBÀN CAN STILL WIN IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE.

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Any of those public figures who say the words "Western civilization" all the time now should be immediately disregarded and also has a type of porn on their laptop that cannot be legally described in any known human language.

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Magyar now polling third in the Iowa caucus.

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#EVTD

Everything Vance touches dies

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