it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

When they said "AI will increase productivity" I didn't realize they meant "AI code will crash the social media networks on which I procrastinate, forcing me to actually do my job"

I always felt guilty murdering these lil fellas in Grounded

Photo of a peregrine falcon about to teach a brown pelican an important life lesson: keep your distance from the cliffs at Torrey Pines in the spring! The peregrine's talons are out and her eyes are locked onto the pelican's beak. The pelican has its wings extended and is banking away, but that's like a minivan trying to outmaneuver a Lotus: ain't gonna happen.

Photo of a peregrine falcon grabbing a brown pelican by the beak with her talons. The pelican is not a fan of this game of "Got yer nose!" and is banking away. Fortunately the falcon is far enough out that most of the impact force will glance off and the pelican can keep flying.

More peregrine on pelican action from yesterday. Don't come into her house: she'll drag you out by the nose.

#birds #photography #wildlife

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

holy shit he actually conceded

folks, they tell you they’re invincible

they tell you they’re inevitable

they tell you that you should give up and stop fighting

and absolutely none of that is true

Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia

Listening in to the live Artemis II feed. I love the way they talk about everything (jargon, acronyms, plaing English) . Like a bit ago, an astronaut was talking emotionally about how beautiful the views were of the approaching moon, and Houston's CapCom person responded plainly “Copy. Moon joy.”

If all goes according to plan, in a few hours, a crew of astronauts will begin a journey that will take them on a loop around the moon. Here's a video that NASA put together to help people visualize the journey through space, first orbiting the earth before looping around the moon and flying home 🔭

"you'll be left behind!!1!" where do these mfers even think they're going

Wait we're doing POTUS address, SCOTUS birthright argument, and moon launch on April fools?

2023 bolt evs can be got for pretty cheap used rn! highly recommend, they're basically an ev honda fit

another brand to look for at the store! I appreciate you advertising the places that take care of their workers

the only april fool's I'll accept 😂😂

lordt. that's like something you'd find in Germany, if you were on a (futile) quest to find Mexican food

Seeing a million people turn out and snake through a large city is very cool, I won’t deny that

but my favorite genre of post during these protests is “small town in a red state with the biggest crowd anyone has ever seen”

Really feels like non-grass-touching Bluesky thinks these events are a lot more centrist than they actually are

And formally, according to our law,
Depose him

I'm so sorry you're having to travel during all this bullshit but I DO appreciate your hilarious threads about it!

lmao I think this type of shit is going to make people hate them just as much as, y'know, the brutal kidnappings

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

your framing of the "you are buying the fuel to SET IT ON FIRE" in the renewables video has kept coming up in my brain every time I see a gigantic truck driving around these days lol

Chevy 2023 bolt is good for this! Lots of nice button redundancy esp for climate control, volume control, etc, so you're not fumbling for a touch screen looking for the defroster at 65 mph on the highway

Okay, I just want to point out that if you have been considering an electric car, I would really consider doing that quickly because things do not look good re: oil availability and cost.

Used EVs are currently a screaming deal. I have a feeling this will not be the case for too much longer.

gotta admit, “CEO asks chatbot how to avoid paying huge bonus, illegally fires studio founders” was not how I expected “AI takes game industry jobs” to play out

those BICEPS, amirite

YEAH

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit