You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. And if you're the Pittsburgh Penguins, you miss 98% of your shots because YOU MISSED THE DAMN NET ENTIRELY OH MY GOD

RHYS'S FUCKING BROOKLYN WINE.
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN A RIESLING.

Congrats! My brother had his out like a year ago and he can't eat anything without getting very sick now. I love Rhett and Link.

A screenshot showing who viewed my Instagram story of a Caesar salad in a takeout box. I tagged Aerin Frankel of the Boston Fleet. It shows that she viewed my story.

MY CRUSH NOTICED ME.
I NEED TO HIDE.

2024年に描いてた過去絵
そういえばあのツーショットのアンサーぽくなったなと後付け🫶🏻

S3

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

I have so many flowers and no clue what to do with them all and Resetti doesn't do flowers!!! So if you do restart and want some blue roses, lmk

It's a very fun addition! And the roaming guests on the island is really fun

View of a room in Animal Crossing New Horizons themed for Stede Bonnet's quarters on the Revenge.

View of a room in Animal Crossing New Horizons themed for Stede Bonnet's quarters on the Revenge. There is a fireplace with 2 bookshelves and a table with a fancy tea set on it. There is a desk with an ancient map and potted plant on it. Two chandeliers hang above.

View of a room in Animal Crossing New Horizons themed for Stede Bonnet's quarters on the Revenge. There is an ensuite with a claw foot tub and a secret auxiliary wardrobe.

View of a room in Animal Crossing New Horizons themed for Stede Bonnet's quarters on the Revenge. There is an antique bed behind rose curtains and two antique wardrobes. On top of the wardrobe is jars of orange marmalade. There is a painting of a sunrise.

I made Stede's quarters in Our Flag Means Death as a hotel room on my island in Animal Crossing! Make your booking now, it's going to be pretty popular

Me wearing a pink jacket with Cure Flora painted on the back

Me wearing a pink jacket with Cure Flora painted on the back with my hands on my hips

Me wearing a pink jacket with Cure Flora painted on the back. One sleeve is removed to showcase my tattoo of Cure Flora, Prince Kanata, Pafu, and Aroma.

Me wearing a pink jacket with Cure Flora painted on the back. One sleeve is removed to showcase my tattoo of Cure Flora, Prince Kanata, Pafu, and Aroma.

Happy Birthday to the princess of the Roses, Lilies, Cherry Blossoms, and now Lilacs. Blooming in full glory, Cure Flora!
#キュアフローラ生誕祭2026
#PrettyCure
#GoPrincessPrecure
#ゴープリ10周年

If you're a nerd and you like gay pirates & you like reading about gay pirates & gender fuckery, I highly recommend this article that I just read. It's phenomenal! #OFMD

"Fops, Mermaids, and Viking Vampire Clowns: Queer
Masculinities in Our Flag Means Death"
doi.org/10.1353/sec....

Dude as a waitress all the weird ways people (especially old people) touch me casually I'm like... who RAISED you??

As long as you've thought about it!!!

No Stephanie when you eat a Star Fruit it'll say "The taste reminds you of Probably Ed" 😭

There's a million things wrong with the world but I'd really love to see my favorite pirate captains back on the screen and in love and making it everyone else's problem 😔

happy 4 years anniversary of ed and stede's first kiss

Photograph of three dolls with shaggy blond hair and white shirts with lace, identified by a letter on a purple post-it. A tabby cat lurks in the background, ever watchful, ever vengeful.

Congrats to the Battle Bonnet winners! I’ve labeled them and you’ll get customized updates on the progress of your doll 🥳 Thank you to everyone who bid on these and more generally to everyone who contributed to raising funds to support AIC and shipping costs ❤️ well done crew!!!

Watercolor painting of the season 1 "You Wear Fine Things Well" scene in Our Flag Means Death

My watercolor style tattoo of the season 1 "You Wear Fine Things Well" scene from Our Flag Means Death

I saw this gorgeous watercolor painting that matches my watercolor tattoos and had to have it. I'm so glad I won 💜🩵

MARINA really cooked when she wrote "living through a telephone, like my body's covered in chrome, I don't wanna be alone."

Screenshot of my clip being used in Good Mythical Morning's 3000th Episode Celebration Special. It is me with the caption reading "As a lesbian from a small town, seeing somebody accomplishing"

Screenshot of my clip being used in Good Mythical Morning's 3000th Episode Celebration Special. It is me with the caption reading "her dream has meant a lot to me"

For GMM's 3000th episode they asked for fans to submit videos telling Stevie how much she has meant to them.

Kinda funny that I've been on Good Mythical Morning and Rhys Darby hasn't 🤔

Search your camera roll for hell

I quote this all the time.

Screenshot from Pokemon Scarlet/Violet of a Pawmot fighting an Umbreon. Caption reads "The opposing Umbreon used Baby-Doll Eyes!"

Giving a little boost to this very adorable story that was gifted to me about the Stede dolls 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

OMG YOU GUYS!!! A buddy of mine wrote a fic about my Battle Bonnet dolls! It’s so cute! And I’m screaming internally because this was such a sweet thing to do 😭😭😭😭 If you’re looking for a quick fluffy story, this is a good’un. Many thanks to the author! ❤️

archiveofourown.org/works/80944106

Buttons saying "god dammit I missed the lantern" above a post of Nikki saying "Something tells me I'm gonna be making more lanterns this weekend 😂"

I think you should, yeah @sevensugars.bsky.social

I'll be okay if I can live my life strongly, kindly, and beautifully.
Those words saved me a long time ago. Thank you for reinforcing that now 💜

News headline with the Paramount logo and text that says "Season 3 of Hit Paramount+ Series Gets Major Release Date Update"

If it's not about #OurFlagMeansDeath then I do not care, @paramountpictures.bsky.social #OFMD #SaveOFMD

So do we start calling Paramount and asking them to sell OFMD to Netflix or...?