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Anthropomorphic fox (ProTayToe) with a light blue tee shirt holding a lavender bottle of lube with a hot pink cap. The character is shown with a devious, shit-eating grin. Writing on the bottle of lube reads "Horny Nigga Lube."

"Well, it's just, you, me, and this big bottle of lube I have"
- @protaytoe.bsky.social (the person who commissioned me to draw this)

Actual thing he said in a call.

Here's the process because why not.

I made Tim Sweeney into Dr. Robotnik/Eggman.

Credit to 127crazie on reddit (www.reddit.com/r/cosplay/s/...) for the the jacket. It made me go above and beyond for this stupid ass shitpost.

The racing team, of course!

OpenAI is shutting down Sora and dropping video features from ChatGPT.

Disney was previously said to be investing $1B, licensing 200+ characters across Marvel, Pixar, Star Wars & more for use in ChatGPT and Sora.

La Pavita Pechugona holding a book, giving a thumbs up.

Yeah, I drew the funny busty turkey. This is a bit of practice to draw more la Pavita Pechugona stuff in the future.

The album cover is referencing "The Queen's Diary" by Turkey.

Vanilla the Rabbit referencing the Lords of Acid's album, "Our Little Secret."

Cream the Rabbit referencing The Future Sound of London's EP, "Lifeforms."

Vector smoking a marijuana cigarette, referencing Sevendust's eponymous album.

The pictures in thee frams are full drawings too. Drawwing all of these took 7 hours and 35 minutes.

Cheese the Chao electrocuting sonic.exe with his eyes. Picture frames contain pictures of Vanilla the Rabbit referencing Lords of Acid's album, "Our Little Secret," Vector smoking a marijuana cigarette, referencing Sevendust's eponymous album, and Cream the Rabbit referencing The Future Sound of London's EP, Lifeforms. All of these characters are from the Sonic the Hedgehog series. Cream and Vanilla are soyjaking.

And here it is with Cream and Vanilla soyjaking.

Cheese the Chao electrocuting sonic.exe with his eyes. Picture frames contain pictures of Vanilla the Rabbit referencing Lords of Acid's album, "Our Little Secret," Vector smoking a marijuana cigarette, referencing Sevendust's eponymous album, and Cream the Rabbit referencing The Future Sound of London's EP, Lifeforms. All of these characters are from the Sonic the Hedgehog series.

I may or may not be beating a dead horse at this point since this is my 4th sonic.exe hate drawing (it's the maain thing that spark this art high, let me enjoy it while it last! I haven't had one of these in 6 or 7 years!), but here's Cheese electrocuting sonic.exe.

Happy birthday to @hotknives.bsky.social I hope you have a wonderful day my friend!

Another year if living.
It's nice.
Here's to more.

"Y'know, us black people love our fried chicken, and you lookin awfully friable today boy!"

A GOOD FORTNITE CREATIVE MAP?!

Big the Cat (from the Sonic the Hedgehog series) pulling a rope. Sonic.exe is hung in the style of the "ACK!" Soyjak. Same thing, but in black and white.

Big the Cat (from the Sonic the Hedgehog series) pulling a rope. Sonic.exe is hung in the style of the "ACK!" Soyjak. Same thing, but in black and white, except for Sonic.exe.

Black and White Varients too.

Big the Cat (from the Sonic the Hedgehog series) pulling a rope. Sonic.exe is hung in the style of the "ACK!" Soyjak.

Do I need to say what it is?
It's Big the Cat hanging Sonic.exe

If it's a Nintendo game, then she's PURE EVIL.

Isabelle from Animal Crossing with a Glock 23, shooting Ankha (also from Animal Crossing) from behind.

Drew my wife (Isabelle) shooting Ankha.

First image without the text.

Shitty jpg version of the first image.

Just like the third image, but without the text.

Alternate versions

Sam the Lion puts his hand over Reader Rabbit's mouth. It is a reference to the Xenoverse Goku stare meme. The text reads as follows: "you know exactly what the lion is going to do."

What is with this new Reader Rabbit game?

Shadow the Hedgehog in the air about to curb stomp Sonic.exe.

How a fight between Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic.exe (and any similar) would go down.

[It's about the same for anyone vs. Sonic.exe, really.]

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

*Kurokoma

A doodle of Saki Kurokumo and Alex Mason kissing. Numbers relating to brodcasts in Call of Duty: Black Ops. Reznov is watching from the window yelling "Yes! Ha ha ha! YES!" The lettering is akin to the beginning of a Black Ops mission showing "the only good ship," "Alex Mason," "Alaska,” and "1978."

Doodled my favorite ship. Well, the only ship I like.

Alex Mason from Call of Duty Black Ops and Saki Kurokumo from Touhou Project.

Also Reznov's in the drawing too.

Trust in the fly.

That's what I said.

This is a real thing that happened.

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