No matter how many times I go to Penn Station NY, I am starkly re-reminded it is one of the circles of Hell. Newark Penn Station is another circle. Probably every Penn Station is one

marked as safe from ever caring about Geese in the first place

*falls on my ass really hard*

"AAAAAGHHH! ......

.....the Heart... of Darkness."

*stands up*

oops i'd better get going or i'll be late for my session with my therapist, YouTuber Indiana Jones

My fellow Americans, hah! he is the TACO! the silly taco man! my friends, Dangerous Donald drumpf'd it up again! folks, the chief representative of the only country to ever use nukes just terrified a nation with the threat of total annihilation! you guys, his hands are small! it's Her turn

Above the fold: Editorial staff of Racism Monthly say Hasan Piker is a bad egg. Should Democrats listen?

Below the fold: President scheduled to nuke Iran for no reason later this evening

TEINENPI TTE NANI??

'A succulent Chinese meal' - iconic Australian quote immortalised in national film archive The theatrical monologue given by Jack Karlson as he was arrested in 1991 has been officially recognised as a "lasting piece of cultural folklore".

@danwishart.mixnmojo.com www.bbc.com/news/article...

Having turned off my internet for 3 months, successfully avoiding being spoiled on Fox McCloud and R.O.B. appearing, I, a man in his 40s, grin ear-to-ear at my 4PM opening day screening of the Mario Galaxy movie, my shriveled consumerist penis gratefully ejaculating again and again…

Idk who needs to hear this but Tingle’s Rupeeland is rosy af!!!

Wow neat!

cleaned out my horrible ears with Debrox a week ago and am noticing a lot of common sounds (typing on my keyboard, water splashing) now have a crisp trebly element to them in a similar register as the sound of creasing paper. It is awful and I want to go back to my nasty wax life

For a week or so the big screens on the outside of Madison Square Garden have been displaying a QR code that apparently you can scan to thank the NYPD for all the good work they do and the only time I ever saw someone holding up their phone to scan it it was a cop

Face mask ban for police in Washington state is signed into law - Nisqually Valley News SEATTLE — Law enforcement officers in Washington state can no longer cover their faces to conceal their identities. The law, signed Thursday by Gov. Bob Ferguson, seeks to unmask federal …

www.yelmonline.com/stories/face...

SEATTLE — Law enforcement officers in Washington state can no longer cover their faces to conceal their identities.

seconded

"Oy, that's right, it's me, you cunts, ol' Peaky Blinders himself, innit?" - First line of Peaky Blinders: The Movie

These are too detailed… they’ve gentrified my #MiniFlubby #NotMyFlubby

This is when AI peaked for me…. don’t really care about whatever so-called advancements have come since

Have regretted and usually not even finished watching every video about the music theory of a pop song or video game OST I’ve ever clicked on. Oh it walks up from the E to the G and resolves to a D sus minor or whatever tf… go back to math school, nerd!

And wow, would you look at that, it just so happens to be #BandcampFriday! joeversus.bandcamp.com

Art done for Be a Man! by Joe Versus

joeversus.bandcamp.com #bandcampfriday

there was a time on twitter when I was mutuals with mitski and I would tweet some dopey garbage like "I bet on losing blogs" and she would kindly like it. all downhill from there folks.....

Foolproof Smash Bros. strategy I rarely ever see used: at the character select menu, if you choose one character, then Fox, and then another character, it kind of sounds like the narrator says the first character is fucking the third one. Try it out! I think you’ll be very impressed!

Makes sense that the man who stole from Satoshi Kon's work multiple times would make an animated series with a plagiarism machine. (clip via @ani-obsessive.bsky.social )

I’ve lost the link!

damn I was today years old when I found out some shit I absolutely couldn’t care less about

so sick of saying this.. you'd think these losers would get it by now, but once again, it costs one GOLD coin to see Madame Mushka