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Just don’t give them your number

So important to stay limber

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Get it, babe!!

Oooh Tuesday’s looking up

Any chance you’d give me a lesson? Just, ya know, because yoga… 🙃

Grew up in Nevada 🤷‍♂️

Doesn't make you lame at all! It's also never too late

twinsies

ok this is ADORABLE

Keep in mind that I’d been in India, in the summer, for a month at that point—and still that pale

I knoooooow

Get that cash!

(You can skip if you want that’s not actually a rule)

don’t skip! post you in another country

Why are we waiting around for kids to be charming when I can just put words in their mouths

I’m somehow getting all these videos of AI kids saying cutesy, sassy things and, like, sorry, actual children. You’ve been made redundant. Obsolete. Back to the bread line. Human people youths are cringe now

I was thinking about it, and even if you somehow didn’t know the specific songs, there’s no way you’d mistake a hit from the ‘70s with one from the ‘90s. But the last 20 years, the differences are much more subtle. Not necessarily a bad thing. but it does feel like we’re culturally a little stuck

At least a decade! And it’s definitely an age thing, in part, but if you visualize the ‘70s and the ‘90s, just broadly, they look totally different. 2026 and 2006, on the other hand—they look kinda the same. Same clothes, similar music. It’s weird.

Thank you! Usually when I open-mouth smile I look like Sweeney Todd about to go to town on a particularly juicy pot pie. It’s terrifying and not to be envied

I’ve never read that!

Yeah, I mean it’s all relative. By the time I came out we’d had Ellen and Will & Grace, and I had good friends, so I had it pretty easy. I was too young to be out there for the 80s stuff…but it was very in the background. You had Madonna and the Golden Girls on your side and that was it

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

George Takei sandwiched between me and my husband

Happy birthday to George Takei, author of the essential THEY CALLED US ENEMY. Pictured here with his prom dates

Oh no how awful but if I must 😉😈

If you need a towel or something…I’m available

oh the scrofula's gonna get me way before all that

Yeah like I'm feeling run down could definitely be eclampsia

The best part of being a little bit of a hypochondriac and watching this show is that I'm constantly afraid that I'm going to die of things that mostly killed poor Londoners circa 1969