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Posts by Prof. Evil, MA

Incredible use of the passive voice

4 hours ago 9 1 1 0

Maybe in another dimension, we are the ones haunting their houses

4 hours ago 1 0 0 0

"Just waiting for more people to hop on before I turn the page"

14 hours ago 3 0 0 0

*filing away for next holiday season*

14 hours ago 1 0 0 0
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a man is jumping in the air in a room with a desk and chair . ALT: a man is jumping in the air in a room with a desk and chair .
14 hours ago 4 0 0 0

Oh I can go live here now? Get ready for the most boring livestream you've ever seen!!! Just me reading a book and eating popcorn. Gonna be viral
AF.

14 hours ago 7 0 2 0

And they're so casual about asking, like they're asking where you got your shirt instead of what caused the worst thing imaginable. Nosy assholes.

14 hours ago 4 0 1 0

Those people are absolute CRETINS!!! I can't stand it!

14 hours ago 7 0 1 0

Beyoncé was clearly wearing a fake stomach in that one interview and she either didn't carry the pregnancy or was lying about her due date to keep the paps off her trail

15 hours ago 6 1 1 0
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I will report back if it happens again

16 hours ago 3 0 0 0

More just that it was unexpected. I didn't feel much dread. More confusion. I even got out of bed and checked around the house in case it was, like, a warning of some kind.

16 hours ago 4 0 1 0

Not a fan!!!

16 hours ago 4 0 0 0

Hmm I'll have to look it up

17 hours ago 6 0 1 0

I was fully awake by then. Then I laid back down, closed my eyes, and it happened again. I was not remotely asleep that time. 😫

17 hours ago 10 0 2 0

I don't think so? I did tell my late dad to visit me, but I had a dream about him the same night. It was like something tapping or slapping my pillow. It happened three times and woke me up. I thought it must've been a dream, but I got up and walked around and checked on everybody. +

17 hours ago 9 0 1 0

No, it's Nora having a weird experience

17 hours ago 2 0 0 0

A ghost woke me up last night. It was...actually so weird and scary. I don't know what to think about it.

17 hours ago 14 0 8 0
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Full List of 10 US Nuclear Scientists Who Have Mysteriously Vanished or Died Since 2023 as White House Launches Probe The White House will look into the mysterious deaths and disappearances of at least 10 American scientists linked to nuclear, space, and classified research programmes since 2023.

The original article she sent www.ibtimes.co.uk/white-house-...

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Comer & Burlison Seek Information on Missing Nuclear and Rocket Scientists - United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform

What is everyone's take on this? My mom is convinced a Big Conspiracy is Afoot. oversight.house.gov/release/come...

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I had to turn mine back on last night. It was like 35 outside and 64 in my house. I couldn't take it.

1 day ago 6 0 3 0

It sounds sooo cringe.

1 day ago 2 0 0 0

Eeeeyuck!

1 day ago 9 0 1 0

Extremely unimpressive and useless

1 day ago 3 0 0 0

Literally who gives a shit. It's a machine. Why are we supposed to be impressed by this.

1 day ago 19 0 2 0

Probably NeeDoh. There was a line down the block in my hometown for the toy store yesterday. I don't get the big fascination--it's just like a squishy cube, but they can't stock it fast enough.

3 days ago 3 0 0 0

The way I cried when that big ant died defending the kids

3 days ago 27 1 2 0

Uh oh I think we're in trouble

3 days ago 1 0 0 0

I took a nap from like 5-6:30 PM. Is that good for my sleep schedule?

3 days ago 9 0 3 0
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Dr. Robby and Dr. Al-Hashimi talk in a room while Nurse Dana peers in nosily as she walks by

Dr. Robby and Dr. Al-Hashimi talk in a room while Nurse Dana peers in nosily as she walks by

This shot cracked me up last night

3 days ago 2 0 0 0

I never know quite what to believe about Trump's health, but I do believe 100% that he smells like absolute shit

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