Incredible use of the passive voice
Posts by Prof. Evil, MA
Maybe in another dimension, we are the ones haunting their houses
"Just waiting for more people to hop on before I turn the page"
*filing away for next holiday season*
Oh I can go live here now? Get ready for the most boring livestream you've ever seen!!! Just me reading a book and eating popcorn. Gonna be viral
AF.
And they're so casual about asking, like they're asking where you got your shirt instead of what caused the worst thing imaginable. Nosy assholes.
Those people are absolute CRETINS!!! I can't stand it!
Beyoncé was clearly wearing a fake stomach in that one interview and she either didn't carry the pregnancy or was lying about her due date to keep the paps off her trail
I will report back if it happens again
More just that it was unexpected. I didn't feel much dread. More confusion. I even got out of bed and checked around the house in case it was, like, a warning of some kind.
Not a fan!!!
Hmm I'll have to look it up
I was fully awake by then. Then I laid back down, closed my eyes, and it happened again. I was not remotely asleep that time. 😫
I don't think so? I did tell my late dad to visit me, but I had a dream about him the same night. It was like something tapping or slapping my pillow. It happened three times and woke me up. I thought it must've been a dream, but I got up and walked around and checked on everybody. +
No, it's Nora having a weird experience
A ghost woke me up last night. It was...actually so weird and scary. I don't know what to think about it.
What is everyone's take on this? My mom is convinced a Big Conspiracy is Afoot. oversight.house.gov/release/come...
I had to turn mine back on last night. It was like 35 outside and 64 in my house. I couldn't take it.
It sounds sooo cringe.
Eeeeyuck!
Extremely unimpressive and useless
Literally who gives a shit. It's a machine. Why are we supposed to be impressed by this.
Probably NeeDoh. There was a line down the block in my hometown for the toy store yesterday. I don't get the big fascination--it's just like a squishy cube, but they can't stock it fast enough.
The way I cried when that big ant died defending the kids
Uh oh I think we're in trouble
I took a nap from like 5-6:30 PM. Is that good for my sleep schedule?
Dr. Robby and Dr. Al-Hashimi talk in a room while Nurse Dana peers in nosily as she walks by
This shot cracked me up last night
I never know quite what to believe about Trump's health, but I do believe 100% that he smells like absolute shit