Who has the range of motion for a squatty potty😒

You should never date a poet. Prose before hoes.

My sex sounds like the walking dead

Tengo piel de leche

On social media I’m the pick me girl

My gf just reposted me. My gf’s followers are now all wondering how to turn off her reposts.

If I sold drugs, my drug of choice to sell would be Dr. Pepper zero

Imnotgoingtouseanyspacesinmypostsunfollowmenow.

YOUR MENU OPTIONS ARE THE SAME 🙄🙄

I’m super even my tampons say so

Hehe
Estoy orgullosa de ti

Hola