What's the difference between Thanksgiving and Vladimir Putin?

Thanksgiving will be here in November

Superfly.bsky.social

who’s the enemy. there’s always an enemy. who do we kill on bluesky

road
by:keyawonders

As part of the merger, the PGA will control holes 1-8 and 12-18.

The Saudis do 9-11.

5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants

Now they’re tenants

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?

Church

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 but how’d they get in there?

Silent tears speak volumes in their flow,
In the realm of Zen, where whispers grow.
Breathe deep, surrender to the stillness within,
A tale unfolds, where peace and wisdom begin.
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From my picture poem series in Sumie ink on rice paper

2019: avoid negative people
2020: avoid positive people
2021: avoid people
2022: avoid war
2023: a void

Wow, the #tech world has done it again with a groundbreaking creation - a transparent #smartphone! I heard that Samsung is already working on theirs, and once it's available, I'm definitely getting my hands on one. #InnovativeTech #technology #smartphone #tech #AI #concept

Lotus by Paratect

🪷 🧘🪷
„Just let toxic things roll off you“
- Lotus

One way or another, we will never be the authoritative experts for our parents and grandmothers.

Perhaps it's because they changed our nappies.

New word: Yuddite.

Let's say, for a moment, all the rocky stuff of our Solar System combines to form a supercontinent.

Here's what it would look like!

Map created by Randall Munroe
https://xkcd.com/1389

can't unsee this (man fucking kentucky)

Gonna keep posting more of my old art here until I run out

Feat: @pikichuu

🎨: @SabamisoB

i'm waiting for 69420

Sleep well. 🌙おやすみなさい

Today I’ll be posting the first and second chapter of my book series 1 “BAD OMENS” I hope y’all enjoy it 😊

A young dinosaur talking to an adult dinosaur, the little one is saying "Dad, does god exist?", the adult says "Not yet."

🤭🤭

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A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.
The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."