"Your parents spanked you too and you turned out fine" my arms look like bar codes, I'm on antipsychotics, and was an alcoholic from 17-26 apparently the bar for "fine" is in hell

Like ok girl well now your son probably isnt even allowed to hold crayons rn so let's not be so loud and wrong

My mom's brother going through divorce #4 while being institutionalized makes me think of the time I shared a study on fb abt why spanking kids is bad and my grandmother called to argue with me bc she spanked all three of her kids and "they all turned out fine"

My chem prof is so unserious he goes "and next week we'll get into what Catherine wants to talk about: percent yield and limiting reagents" sir I literally just asked if that material was gonna be on the quiz today 😭

Trying so hard to not get into negative self talk rn but holy shit I actually hate myself sometimes

This is so emo but literally why do I even bother trying sometimes like I'm so done

Not my coworker boom roasting me on the lord's day

Reading theory after already being radicalized is really just like reading exactly why you're right

Why is my brother like this

This boar was such a little cunt to sew on good god

Dude same. Theyre just playing themselves atp bc ive been giving out coupons to those that can act normally

I'm so tired of people who don't plan ahead being dick holes about their own shortcomings like sorry barbershops are busy on fridays, sorry you don't plan ahead, don't take that shit out on me

Ppl who say its a gateway drug are so loudly incorrect. I kicked two substance abuse habits simultaneously with the help of cannabis

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My theme song while I wait for my antipsychotics to start working

Me: what a nice morning

My brain: remember how you just started talking to your dad again after 2.5 years and now he has the same disease that almost killed one of your cats lmao

My tv when I look at it to shut my brain off: hey pussy here's the saddest part of the saddest scrubs episode

its crazy how many people think the war against iran is bad because it's trump who's doing it, and not because iranian people are dying for no reason

Fingies double crossed actually bc a bitch has already put her whole researchussy into it

I dont even think a proposal for it would get approved. However, i did submit one on the topic of neurobiological factors in homicide offenders so. Fingies crossed 🤠

My ethics professor after hearing about my absolutely tankie ass project: you know you can submit this to the showcase for extra credit

Me: Yeah so I'm trying to get into a program ran by one of the ppl in charge and I don't think a poster with [REDACTED] would help

This is the central question of liberal politics: "How do we repackage imperialism to make it look more palatable to voters?"

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Me to me: be normal when you meet with your professor

Also me: when you read discussion board posts, do you ever find yourself cursing george bush? Not for the war crimes, but for the no child left behind act

My sick, badly behaved, neurotic cat is being oddly well behaved and chill and I don't like it like why are you being good are you about to die

Hiring standards rly need to be upped like the last 3 ppl that have been hired were so fkn ridiculous to the point where it almost felt like a prank

Wonderful parting gift from my idiot ex-coworker: we can't hit our vapes on the floor anymore bc she was blowing thunderclouds

Shittily drawn, drooling person putting a square block into round hole

Me: I'm actually getting decent to -ish at math

Me doing absolute value equations:

Can't wait to meet with my counselor next week so when she asks how tracking my mood thru journaling has gone I can say I did not do any of that and instead had multiple menty b's and bpd spirals and had to make an emergency psych appt on my birthday to get on antipsychotics

Gonna take "college should be free" a step further and say that the courses eng comp I-II, ethics, and intro to psyc should be mandatory right out of high school and I will self-immolate on this hill

I hate how brain rotted i am why was I telling a story about s/t that happened 6-7 yrs ago then pause to go "ha ha 6, 7" im gonna ban myself from the internet