Pros of sharing a birthday with your spouse:
You can't forget their birthday.
Cons of sharing a birthday with your spouse:
Somebody has to cook dinner.
I wouldn't have it any other way though, happy birthday to us!
When I have a tough decision to make and wonder if the decision will be good or bad I think of the smart brilliant words only somebody like Trump could articulate:
"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen."
And I know everything will be okay #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
I have a female cousin who's been 6'6 since she was 15. Tall women exist.
I'd like to see him walk off there with his hands in his pockets 🤷
Just says they LOOKED trans because they were 6 foot 2...disgusting.
To a Mystery Wrestling show.
Sorry hit send too soon...
Can't lie, the Ass Blasters split really has me down. Ass Blasters were the reason I wanted to come.
Does No Non Sense translate to No No Sense from English to French? #MysteryWrestling17
I just watched an innocent bystander get creampied. #MysteryWrestling17
Holy shit Dank the Clown! #MysteryWrestling17. This is wrestling!
That Iron Man Match on #MysteryWrestling17 was better than HBK and Hitman. That was my favorite Iron Man match for near 30 years, but Cecil Nix is a Master Wrestler.
@eviluno.bsky.social better bring an 8 by 8 ring to Toronto or I'm gonna complain! #MysteryWrestling17.
It's Hangman, it's always been Hangman. #AEWAllIn
That pop for Megan Bay e and Penelope Ford was nice to hear, seeing as how the crowd is still filing in at this point. #AEWDoubleorNothing #WrestleSky 🤼
"Medical Facility" Ricochet really is a fucking heel. #AEWDouibleorNothing #WrestleSky 🤼
The Maple Leafs are the reason I'm almost as bald as Ricochet in all honesty.
Does Tony Khan not know who Rhett Titus is? #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼
I just KNOW The Leafs were waiting for me to be there to close out the series. They get the chance tomorrow while I'm standing inside Maple Leaf Square. Not quite like being in the building, but I'll be with 25,000 real fans!
People don't realize just how excited I am for the unfiltered return of Talk N Shop from Machinegun Anderson and the Big LG. #WrestleSky 🤼
Happy #AEWDynasty Day!
Congrats to #AEWDynasty on becoming the greatest PPV of all time. #WrestleSky 🤼
Winter yesterday, summer today, back to winter tomorrow 😔
Love that Sumter weather!
Yesterday we had a snowstorm.
Today it's shorts and t-shirt weather
Canada.
I'll never understand the hate Meltzer gets for stating his opinion. He doesn't tell you his opinion is fact, he simply rates what he watched based on his preferences.
Your opinion should never come from anybody but yourself, and if you're relying on somebody else to form one for you...
I'd love for AEW to announce some Canadian dates soon, so I can see if I can go to their Toronto show. #WrestleSky 🤼
Extra spicy steak tacos for lunch and spicy chilli for dinner last night...kill me now please! 😭
Tony Khan really said "you guys hated paying for it so we'll give it to you for free", didn't he? #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼
The Beast Mortos AND Willow on the same #AEWDynamite? Tony, please, I appreciate it, but my birthday isn't for a couple months! #WrestleSky 🤼
If we're all lucky enough it'll shut him up forever.
Me on AEW nights Me the next day