this dumbass would appreciate it

promotional graphic claiming i was the top seller for PWTees for 2025, i don’t know if i buy it or if jef is trying to strongarm me into reopening illustrator to keep his paycheck fat. willow nightingale also featured.

i reckon i ought to start drawing some more boots and milkweed for you dumbasses next year

orange leaves of a common serviceberry. its a close up photo and theres really nothing else to see, but the leaves are pleasant. enjoy them while you can because for four month its just gonna look like barren twigs shooting up from the earth

the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)

hello, this comes out today. its maybe 30 minutes long and has a lot of behind the scenes type stuff.

big thanks to zane and the crew. i will probably carry this one with me when its all over.. one of the best things ive done.

5pm normal time.

SNEAK PEEK: "The Good, The Bad and the Hangman" Trailer | AEW Stories YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling

new hangman propaganda film being disseminated this friday

(its actually very good and i am proud of it)

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hangman vs samoa joe’s sturdy ass for the world championship at aew wrestledream

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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a little bee sippin n slurpin on some yellow goldenrod, thusly named because the blooms are golden, but also the bee is yellow, this is like alliteration but with colors

nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

a portrait of David Attenborough staring at me, promoting his exhibition at the museum. he is 99 years old. the thing was very good and i enjoyed it thoroughly.

i have attended and paid my respects at church today (depicted). i have also been damned to find that chappell roan is performing a short train ride away but i am one ga ticket too late. life is peculiar; lush with joy, pain, and contradiction. forbidden door on ppv sunday.

monarda didyma, chomped to the ground by a rabbit, now thinking its ok to bloom even though its only like three inches tall, the insolent little shit

i have caged in the flowers after this springs rabbit plague and heres the only beebalm with any will to live: puny and pathetic with a shit-ass bloom. thankfully for next season i have killed and eaten all the nearby rabbits, weird face tentacles and all

$30 A MONTH FOR WWE MAGA PPV’S? ARE YOU INSANE, ESPN?!!! YouTube video by Pearlmania500

$30 A MONTH FOR WWE MAGA PPV’S? ARE YOU INSANE, ESPN?!!!
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@hangmanpage.bsky.social happy birthday, hangy! 🫶🏻

im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost

hollerin with the world championship

lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship

my family.

thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday

a bottlebrush buckeye and its in bloom. thank god no rabbits have tried to eat this thing because they ate all my other flowers im still mad about it.

a butterfly or a moth on the buckeye flowers, i don’t know which one it is and guess what im not gonna look it up im just gonna hold onto the memories of it fluttering about and having a great time

look at this handsome son of a bitch, the bottlebrush buckeye. you get a fork and knife and eat this whole thing and itll kill you to death. also, a lil skipper. enjoy.

I mean this with all sincerity.

My sanity clings to Wednesdays now.

I am SO grateful for AEW.

The world can be *~gestures at everything~*, but at least I know that on Wednesdays (and Saturdays), I'm gonna be in for an exhilarating night of fun.

LFG. ❤️🙌

Re-signed with AEW/ROH. Very grateful and excited for what is to come! Celebrated by eating some hot dogs at the IronPigs at various points since reaching an agreement which was a while ago at this point so a lot of hot dogs for me & my family.

AEW Dynamite #300 is TOMORROW! See you in California!

I tried to be good, am I no good ?

Hangman Page introduces himself (in Spanish) to Arena Mexico | AEW Grand Slam Mexico, 6/18/25 YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling

look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye

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Brody King of AEW wears an ABOLISH ICE shirt and black mask to AEW Grand Slam Mexico

Kenny Omega from AEW stands next to a "Support Trans Kids, Trans Rights Are Human Rights" sign and says "You know it, I know it, everybody should know it"

Toni Storm cuts a fiery Golden Age of Hollywood era promo while standing in front of a Trans Flag as her butler Luther salutes

A fan sign at an AEW show that says PRO SCIENCE, PRO CHOICE, PRO WRESTLING

This is pro human dignity
This pro LGBTQ+
This is pro immigration
This is pro humanity
This is pro science
This is pro choice
This is pro wrestling

THIS... Is AEW ❤️🤼

Hard same. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Catching up on Dynamite and between Hanger and Brody, unconditional support for our LGBTQIA+ wrestlers, staff, crew, and fans during Pride Month and every month, and celebrating Juneteenth, I've never been more confident I picked the right team to play for and I'm glad that they will have me.

oakleaf hydrangea with no will to live whatsoever, shit is just drooping and pathetic, blooms all browned up and stupid

ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground

drawing of mercedes mone and hangman recreating the official owen photo of them posing with their belts but their outfits are switched. Mercedes is wearing a blue button up, dark gray jeans, light brown boots, and a leather jacket. hangman is wearing the white body suit studded with jewels and a cowboy hat with jewels. He’s also wearing silvery boots with fringe

blackgirlwrestling on twt was like. if they win at all in they have to recreate the owen photo and switch outfits..but I realized my mind is so powerful we have the technology

#wrestlingart / 🤼🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️

Speedball Mike Bailey is a non-binary pro wrestler who goes by he/him and they/them pronouns. Currently a member of the AEW roster, the Canadian talent is a former TNA X-Division champion and has wrestled in independent promotions all over the world, culminating in his AEW debut earlier this year.

not even sorry for the hangman spam one bit.

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

OCEAN WITH DAVID ATTENBOROUGH | OFFICIAL TRAILER | IN CINEMAS NOW | Altitude Films YouTube video by Altitude Films

ah yes, the most holy day of the year: david attenboroughs birthday. here is his latest

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yellow flower of a st johns wort in the foreground, hat-wearing graying-bearded man in the background (its me i am the man in the background)

st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it