Might as well get a red bull too while you're at it.

Every time. Any trip I take, the first night in the hotel is awful. Make those coffees a large!

Can barely see him over the back of the chair

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Now that's a unique fetish.

godspeed

Lol. A few different folks. Don't get much past the first or second dates. But it's fun overall and pretty low key. Thanks for asking 😊 made my day

Mango salsa! Yum!

Damnit, Mariners.

Now close the wage gap and pay compensation equally.

If you believe that God is on your side, you have already lost the ability to reason.

— Sam Harris, The End of Faith

You sound like a diva wide receiver... Always open! 😆

Wild fire season is going to be brutal. Air quality will be an issue. Not looking forward to late summer and fall.

Innocent people dying with the threat of wiping them out completely. Read the room, dipshit.

"That's all you got, monster?" We can mock it until it tears us to pieces.

I would do the same in real life too

It's all a zero sum game to those folks. In order to win they have to have as much as possible while decimating those beneath them.

I love Adonis pics and how spoiled he is. Also is that you and mr. cait in the pic behind Adonis? Good looking couple!

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

How the FUCK is it already April?

😊 that was awesome

🫶

Great pitch, amazing business idea, I'm out.

Successfully through TSA. Cheers.

This

In another goddamn Teams meeting

They're talking about their Minecraft builds.

And even when they somehow convince themselves he wasn't a traitor, the mfer LOST the war and somehow he's "brilliant?"

And can we get the dirty laundry in the goddamn laundry basket instead of trails around the house?