Me when I'm the only one not getting head at the octagenarian orgy.

Tomodachi Life

Laundry is laundry

Dr Roberta Bobby guest spot on The Pitt WHEN

Cute

Getting a headache from smelling the vanilla latte cookie candles >>>>

So everyday for me

Shirtless Mario in Super Mario Odyssey.

So the moment an Anime character gets a revealing costume it's considered "Gooner-bait", but when we take Mario's shirt off it's considered "One of the Best 3D Platformers of all time".

We see how it is.

I have seriously contemplated doing this

Killing two birds with one stone by doing the Boston marathon and stopping in every shoe store along the route

Yoshi's Island OST - Map YouTube video by Hanternos

Been walking places instead of driving and anytime I step outside I hear the Yoshi’s Island map theme

Rebecca More standing next to a canal holding a briefcase and looking down at the water with the text “Realizing things” above her

Devised a better strategy for this qualitative analysis work project just far enough along into it that it would be miserable to go back and start over but it will still take me forever with my original approach

Catching up on the seasonal events in Dead by Daylight and Final Fantasy XIV then pivoting to Pokémon Violet!

Dog with propeller hat and lollipop

Taking off work to stay home and play video games while I’m sick

Car broke down, got sick, and lost my debit card in the same week

My A Team from Pokémon Leaf Green: • Volt, Raichu (male) • Genghis, Gengar (male) • Thwack, Marowak (male) • Charlotte, Ninetails (female) • Finneas, Vaporeon (male) • Raffles, Venusaur (male)

I forgot to post this when I beat it, but here’s my team from Pokémon Leaf Green too! 🍃

I traded a Jynx I hatched over from my copy of Leaf Green

Yes absolutely

My A Team from Pokémon Fire Red: • Lightning, Jolteon (male) • Petals, Vileplume (female) • Masamune, Scyther (male) • Charybdis, Omastar (female) • Brunnhilde, Jynx (female) • Bahamut, Charizard (male)

My league team for Pokémon Fire Red! 🔥

A pubic restroom mirror selfie of me in my presentation attire. I am wearing a grey button up, black blazer, and green pants with brown shoes.

Presentation day!

Good luck!!

Waking up on the first day of a conference I’m speaking at multiple times with a sore throat 🙃

A hotel mirror selfie of me wearing a robe after taking a bath

I found a bathtub I could fit in for once

> encounter Golbat on Victory Road
> can’t escape or switch out
> it spams Confuse Ray

Today I am learning that many more of you go to church than I would have initially thought

I didn’t even mention that the aliens were only here because their own planet was dying!

THIS IS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT

Miranda Cosgrove smiling and posing with a chicken for iCarly

Sitting at the table listening to my cousin explain how the moon is a hollow vessel that collects human souls for aliens to gorge themselves on

I should’ve!!