Get his ass, Your Holiness

What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your MLB app specific incorrectly geographically tagged commercial that talks about what you should do if a family member owns a gun and has become unpredictable in Illinois

4 days ago.

Death is always lurking. We see it in violence, in the wounds of the world, in the cry of pain that rises from every corner because of the abuses that crush the weakest among us, because of the idolatry of profit that plunders the earth’s resources, because of the violence of war that kills and destroys. #Easter

the Pope gets more based by the day

leo stop. your praxis too based. your homilies too woke. they'll kill you.

tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

tweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

Elizabeth Banks

asdf

It's opening day for baseball so:

Monday - Send more troops
Tuesday - Say we’re ending war
Wednesday - Send more troops
Thursday - Say ending war
Friday - Send more troops
Saturday - Golf
Sunday - Golf

Salvador Perez kisses the World Baseball Classic trophy during a postgame celebration. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

5-time Gold Glove
5-time Silver Slugger
9-time All-Star
2015 World Series Champion
2015 World Series MVP
2020 Comeback Player of the Year
2022 Lou Gehrig Award
2024 Roberto Clemente Award
2024 Stan Musial Award
2026 World Baseball Classic Champion

Fern Brady wearing a camera helmet on Taskmaster and opening the task, which has a red wax seal, and reading the contents. She has a purple set of coveralls on as well, which is just fun.

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

Vinny Pasquantino: “There’s a lot of stereotypical Italians on this team. A lot of guys from New Jersey.”

Honestly, respect

BREAKING: Americans today will spend $300 million more on gasoline than they did 30 days ago.

RT @JomboyMedia: The Italian call of Italy’s win to send them to the World Baseball Classic semifinals

Dominican Republic -- dancing, hugging, whomping baseballs

Italy -- chugging espresso, kissing, whomping baseballs

United States -- gritting teeth, thinking about the troops, leaving runners in scoring position

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

welcome to bluesky, here is your copy of the communist manifesto and a complete world baseball classic schedule for some reason

"Yeah, I sawed off Aaron Judge's bat and got him to ground into an inning ending double play with the bases loaded." is a story you tell until the day you die. You brag about that at parties, wedding vows, literally every situation possible.

McGovern: How the hell is this America first? You guys broke your top campaign promise. Good luck with that. I hope the defense contractor money was worth it. Shame on you all. The mask is off. You're all just a bunch of pathetic Neocon Warmongers.

“Correct me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together

I just want to live in a country where the leader can’t enrich themselves with our tax dollars, the government does what the people want, and the wealthy have to follow the laws.

You know, like a democracy.

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

Screenshot of a YouTube video posted by NBC Sports titled, "Alysa Liu's FABULOUS gold medal-winning free skate, Winter Olympics 2026."

This is the Alysa Liu performance everyone is talking about, and yes, you should watch it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCrF...

No Kings includes Draft Kings

❤️

please sir i would like to come to human prey island what day/night will be your bloodiest hunt

The unfortunate reality that is that peace prizes lose half their value the minute you drive them off the lot