Two meetings before noon on a Monday is diabolical

Going from a lovely weekend full of art and music and friends back to spreadsheets is always so jarring.

What do I gotta do for a sub on some bread that's actually crusty. I'm tired of soft bread!!!!

Me too

They are certainly not paying me enough to do algebra at 8am

Out here being a spreadsheet wizard with no one to properly appreciate it

This storm is kicking up some weird energy

So glad that Chime needs to remind me every morning that I have 0 dollars. Very helpful. Very informative.

I could point out the embarrassing mistake my sup is making, but I think it's a better learning experience for her if I let her figure it out on her own. 😇

Idk I haven't found anything yet so I just stated the series over

Loveee terrible things happening before 7am and then going to work right after. It's so fun

Deeeeeefinitely put my pants on backwards this morning

Well I ended up with an enthusiastic, "Hiiiii!" and then it was immediately dad jokes and bantering???? Wild.

What does one say to the father you haven't seen or heard from in 19 years who suddenly wants to reconnect and get dinner?

So far I'm running w/
-damn you got old
-sup loser
-long time no see

I will not quit my job today. I will not quit my job today.

But boy howdy do I want to

I really need a new job 💔

Any gastrointestinal problems?

I thought we all stopped using Spotify 🤔

I don't want to be at work. I want to learn how to spin yarn 😭

Well today definitely made the top 10 of shittiest days

It's so funny when straight people that "aren't homophobic" use the "I don't care what anyone does in the bedroom" defense at me as a queer ace, bc a lot of them do actually have an opinion on what you DON'T do in the bedroom

"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

John Steinbeck

I miss my best friend 💔😭

The plight of being a fat butch lesbian is that everyone you know will always say that you look JUST LIKE *insert any other fat butch here*. when literally the only similarities are fat and butch.

Do you ever drive through a hurricane to go support your best friend?

I really really need a new job. Please universe, what must I do?

I'm so tired of working in corporate

Testing a crochet pattern..... that apparently doubles as a base for the eraserhead baby 💀

I love having concrete floors. I'm always rearranging my living room

I had a (different) sandwich for all 3 meals today.