You couldn't fit a small sportbike in that bed. You couldn't even fit a regular bicycle in that bed in any way that made sense to transport. God I hate this future

Picture of a red hyundai santa cruz sitting uglily in the desert mocking the idea of small and useful trucks

Look at this piece of shit. A Corolla hatchback has more functional storage than this horrid abomination. This is not a truck it's a minivan with a deformed rear section open to the air

The Best Compact Pickup Trucks You Can Buy in 2025 Small trucks are staging a comeback—and more could be on their way.

I know these listicles are clickbait garbage but struck by how this one highlights how terrible the options for small useful pickup trucks are in the US. "Small trucks are staging a comeback" what the fuck are you high on. www.motortrend.com/features/bes...

looking at pictures of the 2025 Honda Fit unavailable in the united states and getting Mad As Hell

Beautifully said, just the thing I needed to read right now, thank you Chris! Kitten hands for life!

Starting to utilize passive voice for all my activities at work. I break something? "A system ceased to function after an application related event occurred." Works for cops murdering people and avoiding responsibility, should be more than good enough for my stupid computer janitor job

Still remember that soundtrack, some of the numetal probably hasn't aged well but I legit loved it!

Is important to note that if he catches his opponent though he'll just immediately bite their head off like the de Goya painting of Saturn devouring his son

Fetterman has like 300 hp and high armor class but a challenger stacking agility and dexterity should be able to easily dodge all his attacks

Stopping at people that broke down on the side of the highway to tell them I don’t know anything about cars and I can’t help

OK we need to stop letting billionaire nerds say and do things

Screenshot from the Wikipedia Screaming (music) article that just shows the title, "Screaming (music)"

Wikipedia remains unbeaten for unintentionally hilarious titles

Mamdani uses Fox interview to apologize to NYPD, send direct message to Trump New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani has publicly apologized for language he has used in the past to criticize New York Police Department.

The incremental centrism dial slowly and inexorably clicks over another tick
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Flickering in and out of camera on the zoom meeting like a glitching video game boss. I am untouchable. No I won't circle back to this action item, I just clipped through the desk and now none of your strongest attacks can touch me

Oh well I'm sure that AI will fix all thahahaha. No we need to go back to tiny vbulletin boards ran by callused old mods with forum war battle scars and finely tuned bullshit detectors who do it out of habit and aren't trying to change the world or get money or clout from the whole miserable ordeal

Fast forward to the moderator meltdowns after being called out for inconsistent enforcement and bannings which lead to more bans and inconsistency done out of revenge which creates a spiral of crackdowns and splintering factions, with mass exodus of posters leaving for other spaces.

(Also "starry eyed" and "optimistic" is the most charitable reading, anyone who makes/runs/inherits something big is typically at their core just a cruel hearted tech dork who is in it for the payday and should be handled with extreme distrust)

These rapidly fall apart at any type of scale when the mods start selectively and in a decidedly centralized manner applying standards at whim when the computerized automation bits inevitably suck shit at anything but the most basic rule enforcement and need a swift kick from a human foot.

Should be unsurprising by now how online spaces always end up having the same problems. Countless starry eyed optimistic computer dweebs come up with grand tech solutions of decentralized, automated spaces with hands-off community self moderation.

I feel this picture perfectly sums up 2020

Color drawing of a guy wearing a 5G shirt with the 5G crossed out. He has a piece of pizza in his hand. He's being restrained by a doctor wearing a mask and grinning evilly, while another evil grinning doctor with a mask and devil horns holds up a tube that is sucking juices out of his knees. This is all happening on top of a pentagram drawn on the floor. In the background, behind glass, you can see Shrek wearing a NY Yankees hat and yelling with hands pressed against the glass. Fiona (also an ogre) is beside Shrek and filming with a cell phone

Still think about this regularly

Always so happy to see a new episode pop up in the feed, still subscribed!

This guy absolutely takes up the squat rack to do curls

Many examples of this lately

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Ahhh blissful if momentary respite from the Discourse

most journalists are not themselves They Are Stenographers For Power

*on the stand in court* "Your honor, let me state for the record that my hair was NOT everywhere, it was NOT taking its wear, and it was most certainly NOT 'screaming infidelities', as the prosecution has so absurdly claimed"

Letterboxd infuriates me for anything but logging movies I watched and making a to watch list, so many people on there trying to go viral with their hot takes and snarky one liner reviews lol