blocking people is so fun! just like, bam you're blocked never again liberal :3

ive never watched a streamer but yeah it takes half a brain cell to find out that whole bullshit came out of kiwifarms and is obviously fake

group sex

let's fuckin gooooooooo

he's brandonizing and jokerfying simultaneously

all video podcasts are bastards

to be fair, american pie is a shitty song

imagine bragging about formerly working for ezra fucking klein

he'll be better tomorrow

(press conference):

i have never in my life saved my piss in plastic jugs to make urea nitrate. yes i did email that guy convicted of bomb crimes but that was about something else, and if you say otherwise you're tacky and i hate you

"They could bring Gex back in a major way if they just made him a little bicurious" - Anya Taylor-Joy on games she'd like to be in the movie adaptation of

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if trump said that he'll unalive they/them iranians with a pronoun bomb it would be okay

love it when people vaguepost/lie about asia; a third of the worlds landmass and most of the worlds population

happy confederate surrender day! let us remember the sacrifice of those who suffered and died to end one of the most wretched institutions ever created, and also remember that next time we need to hang the fuckin’ traitors

bill kristol in shambles

poop.com forecasts shit from butt in 30 minutes

To all who celebrate

fishwife products are the epitome of food clout chasing capitalist chuds finding out about Poor People Food. if i pay $14 for a tin of fucking sardines they should be able to give me head

dog people: you have to let my dog lick your face or ill die

cat people: i think The Goblin is eating a plastic bag again

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

lie to your therapist not your lawyer

philly, the rightful capital of this fuckass nation, has never been more ready

Checking in on the status of the U.S. government:

im sorry but liz gets a pass for this one

Today we celebrate Him