I'm convinced that Everton have a quantum entanglement with Liverpool. We are linked at the atomic level across multiverse and timescale. No matter how dog shit they are, we are always more dog shitter. Maybe the F in EFC stands for Fuzzy Logic and we are an experiment in Misery Physics? #EFC

Judge Fredd bouncing around looking for someone to bollock about filming in the ground. Meanwhile Rossie the Beaut is asking people to get their phones out and point them at the big screens.
With Big Coats come Big Responsibilities.
#NorthKorEFC

Wow! What a coach welcome! COYB!

Busier than usual today. Even though we've played United, Arsenal, Mansfield and Chelsea this feels like the first proper big game at least the Scallianz Arena. Defo a different vibe.

St Helens half back Jackson Hastings is here today. Doesn't look as don't fuck with meish as James Graham looked in the confines of the Upper Gwladys

Free coffee off the Brummie fella with the stall outside the ground. Nice sunshine. Quiet drive down. Saw 2 magpies earlier too. The fix is in*

*they're going to no lube us

We are getting beat 8-0 by the Scarlet Smear tomorrow. Salah will leave his mark all over his last derby. Just make your peace with it and enjoy your pint/coffee/sailor's handjob.

Match day programme for Wrexham v Stoke with Big Bill as the cover star. Go ed la

Legend still ledging.

I think it's time to have a factory reset on the US. Or at least load a previous game save. Don't let the English go there. And don't introduce them to coffee and energy drinks.

I'm looking forward to taking my daughter to work in the morning. I've missed our daily drives together.

Rugby League regerees are as bad as footy refs these days. Never seen a worse group of officials in all my time watching

One of those days today. I'm up late watching murder TV stuff to cheer myself up

Pity Bono believes he's the second coming of Christ or people might not be on their case so much

Definitely a strange departure at the time. I saw them at Leeds Roundhey Park in 93 during the Zoo TV tour. Incredible live

Listening to some early U2. Because they were fucking brilliant.
For those who moan about them they're a bit like George Foreman. You saw him, almost 50. Old. Heavy. Slow. Plodding. A shadow of his former self. Should have seen him in his 20s though.

Same as U2.

Saying that. My ticket has gone up by £5 for this season.

Diana Ross is a better penalty taker than Barry.

We saw what happened over the park. Now it's starting here. Purge the "heritage fans" in favour of tourists and day trippers with deep pockets and platinum credit cards. Step 1 in the race from Tifo to Tofu.

Couldn't stop at 20 here

Good to hear that Jobobs. Here's to better times ahead

Just Revitive Medic'd myself and now my calf muscles feel like rusty lead. If lead could rust. Can lead rust?

That demented tangerine twat is threatening genocide. And yet the most powerful other countries on earth won't call him out on it. It's like 'not witnessing' a mafia hit. "You didn't see nuttin', ya hear? You're a good kid. I knew ya mudda!"

Just been for a little walk outside. Fuck me. It's as rough as a Bootle bridesmaid out there tonight.

We've all had a Dave come round to fix something at the house. They will never ever commence work until they've had a brew. So, don't put the kettle on and Storm Dave won't actually kick in at all. #treacadelicfact

Craigavon Charles

Deganwy John Jules

Can't remember seeing a team pick the wrong pass as often as Middlesbrough have today. And I'm a fucking Everton fan! Piss poor.

Sending positive vibes Jo

80s sitcom Home To Roost. Matthew appears to be wearing my watch that I didn't get until 2026. Proof that time travel exists.

The ear wormiest of ear worms.
#ConsiderYourself

Mr Dewsnip was my PE teacher at New Heys during the mid to late 80s. Top fella him.