Just saw a take “ HC wouldn’t be into feet”
We can’t be serious. We just can’t.
I firmly believe that there is nothing in or on Xie Lian’s body that he won’t jerk it to
Did we not read the needle scene? Have we not entrenched ourselves in the source material?
A stab to the heart being sent a screenshot of an ai overview,,
Teeny moth Gege standing on Hua Chengs head in triumph. It’s a long climb 🙂↕️🙂↕️
The waist on that mer….. tragic that HC isn’t good at sharing
I want a skrunkly gege kith too 😫
# givethatbottomafatpenis2026
And Hua Cheng had 800 years to become good at everything so I know xl is tired of poppin so many boners
HC swoops in to Take Care of Shit! and Gege is ready to pounce on it
Xie Lian's competency kink is severely underutilized
The lighting is soooo pretty
I love them so much. Gege looks so comfy!
Sweet boys 😫😫
Xie Lian is so beautiful holy shit
He looks so good pierced up!!!
He looks kitty approved!
It’s his little cutie mark
HIS LITTLE FLOWER TUMMY OMGGGG SO BABYYYYY
Im saying! There are sooooo many ships that can fit that description! Why bother coming to the Grown Man Club if that’s not really what you’re looking for :((((((
I get so disheartened when I see so many people make him look like a 12 year old elf prince. He’s my sarcastic old man and he belongs in old man yaoi with his Bear husband who likes to be pounded 8 ways to Sunday by his old man lover.
Bilbo Baggins is a middle aged man with a belly and he’s hairy and he’s crotchety and he’s got wrinkles and!
(He also tops tf out of Thorin even though he’s shorter.. WOW crazy)
Ah yes.. let’s join a fandom about MIDDLE AGED MEN but then strip them of everything that makes up who they are in a bid to make the bottom conform to heteronormative society ;ooooo
This is about Bagginshield but can be applied to a lot of ships tbh. Let those grown ass men be grown ass men
Hair day is a lot of work! Have a good sleep after a productive Sunday :)
And! Sometimes XH just… goes topless when it’s raining 🤗🤗
She says it feels refreshing and if she gets some extra stares from jiejie, that’s her own business
YES
And it’s so entertaining for jiejie to watch them rotate around all day when it’s about to storm. They don’t notice it at all which xl finds endearing. Who needs a weathervane when you have cute cows to tell you where the storm is blowing in from?
Jiejie watches from inside the farmhouse as one by one the cows realize that “oh we actually don’t HAVE to stand out here in the pouring rain” and come inside to dry off and get smoochies.
San Niang is the first to snap out of it bc her makeup gets in her eyes and that Sucks
#jiejiesherd
The CowHuas but it’s raining and their bovine instinct to turn their butts to the rain and keep working activates
I swear needles want to be anywhere BUT where they are supposed to be. I’ve had one stuck in my bun before… still have no idea how it got up there
Oh Dianxia… you captured the far off look so well
...and Xie lian of course....
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#xielian #heavenofficialsblessing #tianguancifu #tgcf #danmei
Staring too long into those eyes could be dangerous👀👀
I love his matching red pearl
