Happy Amber Heard Day, everyone!

This is absolutely crazy. I felt like Michigan and Arizona were the best two teams midway through the Madness, but no one saw this coming. College basketball is a game of momentums, but I think the lead just grew too large.

#FinalFour #BearDown #GoBlue

I don't care which team you're rooting for- the Michigan Wolverines vs the Arizona Wildcats is as good as basketball gets in 2026. F the NBA.

#FinalFour #BearDown #GoBlue

For all of you Flat Earthers out there who are saying the Artemis II image is cgi or ai, please never procreate.

Thank you for the heads up!

Adding a splash of orange juice to my cup of black tea may just very well be the best life-hack, ever.

a more interesting thing to tell your kids is that these are all scale replicas of the monsters that have attacked our city

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I feel so sorry for all of the Yankeelakercowboys fans on the edge of their seat out there watching Siena fuck Duke up the ass right now.

Every year I dust off my Paramount+ app to watch March Madness, and every year I see the commercials and wonder how anyone on the planet can watch network TV.

Thanks for the Likes. They're pretty rare in both places these days. XD

There is perhaps no greater St Patrick's Day tradition than wearing a green plastic derby while pulling up satellite imagery on your phone, and watching yourself puke via Google Earth®.

"Erin go blaaaaaaagh!" - You puking up Jameson and omelettes three hours after the St. Patty's Day Breakfast Hop

With respect to the flashing twelves, nothing spells "the power must have gone out" to narcoleptic cable subscribers quite like seeing pestilent Arthur cartoons on your TV screen the moment you arise.

Chris Collinsworth is the Matthew McConaughey of Troy Aikmans.

😆

This is your friendly reminder that last year the Cleveland Browns brought on a "coaching and personnel consultant" named Mike Vrabel, who just took the hapless New England Patriots back to the Super Bowl in his first year as Head Coach, after Cleveland fired the HC they kept. 😂

Instead of cocaine, I like to snort various spices so my sneezes have flavour.

Instead of cocaine, I like to snort various spices so my sneezes have flavour.

This should be white up your alley.

This should be white up your alley.

Was.* 😅

I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."

I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."

This is just so perfect. 😅