(The vagina chat was also very strong.)

The end-of-season podcast was a little loose, and that made it all the more fun. My favourite was the Tinkerbell moment. #SurvivorAU

Superb summary, as always, of the final #SurvivorAU week.

Cartoon strongman (possibly David Genat), wearing only jocks and socks, lifting a startled besuited man (possibly Rich) over his head.

The final immunity challenge cleared up how David built those muscles. #SurvivorAU

There must be a pressure point that could ease his nausea. #SurvivorAU 🌴

This is torture. Such a long time.

Someone give those kids a smart phone.

#SurvivorAU

There’s still plenty of time for fire. Alternatively, another 2 extended ad breaks.
#SurvivorAU

I’m already dreading the inarticulate final tribal.
#SurvivorAU

It feels like Sally created a resume that the jury might toss in the bin. #SurvivorAU

It’s a #SurvivorAU / Escape! crossover.

Sally, mistaking a big move for a dick move.
#SurvivorAU

Sally finally realising that her final 2 ship name with Keeley was just “Keeley”

#SurvivorAU

Sally to Keeley: “We’ve had so many amazing times. The beach, Ikea…”

#SurvivorAU

Jackson with fluffy hair & buff on Australian Survivor

Jackson’s maggot hair after 40 feral days is still easily beating David’s Aussie slick back. #SurvivorAU

I think we need a fake half idol. Or possibly a half fake idol. #SurvivorAU 🌴

Caleb’s final tribal jury pitch:

‘I kept Sally’s half idol a secret for no reason.’

#SurvivorAU

Keel or No Keeley #SurvivorAU 🌴

This “blindside” of Brooke is the stretchiest ever definition of the term. Brooke has a camera pointed straight at this vote. #SurvivorAU

That is a terrible vote from the underdogs. How annoying, exactly, is Cameron? And if he’s annoying enough to justify that vote, how furious will the jury be with them all? #SurvivorAU 🌴

Jury celebrating a bit hard for a group that should know the verbal onslaught incoming. #SurvivorAU

It’s a production miracle.

Agree! Also ship the Caleb-Loz mischief duo.

“You fly close to the sun, you get the melanoma reward”

#SurvivorAU

THIS IS A LIVE TRANSITION. Caleb [village idiot] to Caleb [confessional philosopher]. #SurvivorAU

Everyone take your hands off the handles and place them over your mouth. #SurvivorAU

Free flowing hair a dubious choice for this mud challenge Loz. #SurvivotAU

Do you know how bad your plans have to be for Caleb to claim they don’t make sense? #SurvivorAU 🌴

Anybody know how many days Simon has played? #SurvivorAU 🌴

Australian Survivor: Redemption Report Card - Week 5 Featuring fuel prices, Lottie, Motown songs, Richard and Mark

Australian Survivor: Redemption Report Card - Week 5, featuring fuel prices, Lottie, Motown songs, Richard and Mark #SurvivorAU 🌴

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“Hey, Caleb. We’ll vote for whoever you want.”
“ I want Jackson.”
“Absolutely. Whoever you want. So, Ben, was it?”
“Uh… sure.” (eyes spin in his head like a cartoon character who’s been bonked on the head by an anvil)

#SurvivorAU 🌴