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New comic coming soon! Flan and Pandan are standing in front of a scenic nature spot Flan: âlook at all the new art!â Pandan: âWOW!â
Gah weâve been so busy the last few weeks! Will resume posting some of our backlog this week. In the meantime, hereâs a peep at a new comic weâre working on
It's fueled by spite
Thank you!!!
âFood is happinessâ says Flan as she and Tort are finishing up a nice meal at a restaurant leaving just the bones of some seafood and empty pots and plates when the bill arrives.
Flan picks the bill up. Seeing the total at âą3921, sheâs worried and sweating.
She opens her wallet, empty Tort opens his wallet and a fly escapes exclaiming âiâm free!â
Flan, accepting her fate, leans her head against her hand on the table with tears in her eyes. âHappiness is fleetingâ she reflects
#16 - reality cheque
it do be like that sometimes đĽ˛
#webcomic #artph
Flan and Tort continue to walk through the bazaar. âBeing broke sucksâ Flan laments, looking tired âYeahâ replies Tort as he fiddles with the last of their supply fund
Flan grabs Tort by the collar, shaking him lightly as she complains âI work so hard but all my money goes to taxes!! And bills!! Then taxes AND bills!!!â âMoney canât buy happiness?â Replies Tort trying to console her
âSILENCE!!!â Flan exclaims as she shakes Tort harder âI know money canât buy happiness! But it can buy⌠sniff sniffâ, Flan abruptly stops as she smells a delicious waft coming from off screen
âFOOD!!â Flan yells as she runs off with a particularly fish-shaped sparkle in her eyes. Tort gets up and chases after her while calling out âFlan!! Wait up!â
#15 - aroma therapy
she just needs to stop being poor, ez
(literally my cat when she hears the autofeeder)
#webcomic #artph
my torbby cat tippy
(my cat in question)
Flan and Tort continue to walk through the bazaar. âBeing broke sucksâ Flan laments, looking tired âYeahâ replies Tort as he fiddles with the last of their supply fund
Flan grabs Tort by the collar, shaking him lightly as she complains âI work so hard but all my money goes to taxes!! And bills!! Then taxes AND bills!!!â âMoney canât buy happiness?â Replies Tort trying to console her
âSILENCE!!!â Flan exclaims as she shakes Tort harder âI know money canât buy happiness! But it can buy⌠sniff sniffâ, Flan abruptly stops as she smells a delicious waft coming from off screen
âFOOD!!â Flan yells as she runs off with a particularly fish-shaped sparkle in her eyes. Tort gets up and chases after her while calling out âFlan!! Wait up!â
#15 - aroma therapy
she just needs to stop being poor, ez
(literally my cat when she hears the autofeeder)
#webcomic #artph
Part 1 here:
Part 2 here:
Flan falls to her knees and begs the potion seller, âPlease! I saved up for this for soo loooong!!!â Tort catches up, unamused at the blatant lie, âItâs my moneyâ Flan ignores him, âSOOOOO LOOOOONG!!!â
The potion seller, a bit annoyed, pulls out and hands over a flask with a bright orange potion, âFine!! Fin. Hereâs a potion of⌠uhhh⌠multivitamins.â
âYes!! Weâll take it!!!â Says Flan, with sparkles in her eyes hands over a handful of coins Tort, horrified sheâd spend their whole supply budget, screams out âMY MONEY!!!â
âMission Accomplished!â Says Flan, proud of herself âMy moneyâŚâ says a crying Tort, still incredulous sheâd blow the whole budget on one potion Flan follows up, âItâs bubblegum flavor!!â
#14 - potion seller (part 2)
a strong immune system makes a strong adventurer
#webcomic #artph
Tort is counting coins, âThis is our supply budget.â Flanâs interest is piqued, a sparkle in her eye, âwith this money, I can buyâŚâ
âPOTION OF STRENGTHâ Flanâs imagination takes over. She poofs into a chad muscle-y version of her. âMuscles! Oh yeah!â
Flan starts running off, excited to buy potions, âNothing can stop me now!! Iâll be SO STRONG!â Tort yells out to her, â youâll blow our whole budget!â Flan ignores him continuing to run off laughing and screaming, âTHE STRONGEST!! Nyeheheheheheâ
Flan arrives at the potion sellerâs stand. The potion seller immediately swipes the potion she was about to grab saying, âNO. My potions are too strong for you, tiny one. You canât handle them. Flan is distraught, âNOOOOOOOO!!â
#13 - potion seller
potion sellers reserve the right to refuse service to adventurers below a certain weight threshold đ§Ş (also iykyk)
#webcomic #artph
Flan falls to her knees and begs the potion seller, âPlease! I saved up for this for soo loooong!!!â Tort catches up, unamused at the blatant lie, âItâs my moneyâ Flan ignores him, âSOOOOO LOOOOONG!!!â
The potion seller, a bit annoyed, pulls out and hands over a flask with a bright orange potion, âFine!! Fin. Hereâs a potion of⌠uhhh⌠multivitamins.â
âYes!! Weâll take it!!!â Says Flan, with sparkles in her eyes hands over a handful of coins Tort, horrified sheâd spend their whole supply budget, screams out âMY MONEY!!!â
âMission Accomplished!â Says Flan, proud of herself âMy moneyâŚâ says a crying Tort, still incredulous sheâd blow the whole budget on one potion Flan follows up, âItâs bubblegum flavor!!â
#14 - potion seller (part 2)
a strong immune system makes a strong adventurer
#webcomic #artph
Tort is counting coins, âThis is our supply budget.â Flanâs interest is piqued, a sparkle in her eye, âwith this money, I can buyâŚâ
âPOTION OF STRENGTHâ Flanâs imagination takes over. She poofs into a chad muscle-y version of her. âMuscles! Oh yeah!â
Flan starts running off, excited to buy potions, âNothing can stop me now!! Iâll be SO STRONG!â Tort yells out to her, â youâll blow our whole budget!â Flan ignores him continuing to run off laughing and screaming, âTHE STRONGEST!! Nyeheheheheheâ
Flan arrives at the potion sellerâs stand. The potion seller immediately swipes the potion she was about to grab saying, âNO. My potions are too strong for you, tiny one. You canât handle them. Flan is distraught, âNOOOOOOOO!!â
#13 - potion seller
potion sellers reserve the right to refuse service to adventurers below a certain weight threshold đ§Ş (also iykyk)
#webcomic #artph
Flan jumps from her chair exclaiming: âshow me your moves!â Tort pulls out his arnis sticks yelling: âOKAY!â
Tort slams the ground with both his sticks screaming the name of his signature attacks âSTUDENT DEBT SMASHER! SURPRISE WINDFALL!!â
He punches the air and âą signs fill the air while he screams âFINANCIAL INSTABILITY PUNCH! INSTANT CASHFLOW!â
Flan, a bit unimpressed, ironically says âdo you REALLY have to shout?? Also, weird names.â Tort flips his head-feathers back: âeh, itâs catharticâ
#12 - tortâs moves
heâs coping with financial anxiety in his own way, okay!
#webcomic #artph
The pigeon-looking guy introduces himself as Tort and flan are seated having finished listen to flanâs explanation off-screen⌠also flanâs chewing on tortâs cards Tort: â so thatâs what happened, huh? Please donât chew thoseâŚâ
Flan stands up urgently, trying to get Tort to join her party: âI require your magic cards, benevolent bird!!â Tort: âoh these? Theyâre not magic, magic! This is a competitive card game and the goal is to reduce your opponentâs life points from 100 to 0 by summoning a bunch of monsters in one turn, casually â mana and â estioning â system, making sure you watered the greebles â happiness â pettiness â each playerâs turn âŚâ (you get the point, flanâs also not listening)
Flan slams the table in disappointment, cards flying everywhere: âNOOOOOOOOO!!! Iâm a failure!! Iâm going bankrupt! Iâm going to jaaaaail!!!â Tort is taken aback but still relatively calm
Tort pulls out an arnis stick: âi can fight with my sticks, though!â Flan, bombastically side-eyeing him: âyou used SO MANY WORDS â you shouldâve started with that!!!â
#11 - tort joins the party!
he is a bird of many words and he likes sticks đĽ
#webcomic #artph
Flan walks by a shop in the local bazaar and a pigeon-looking guy sitting at a bench with a deck of cards in her hand catches her attention
Pigeon-looking guy pulls our some cards and begins reading and planning a strategy: âletâs see⌠I can cast blazing vortex at quick spell speed and chain a cold wave which will allow me to summon a snow faerie familiar which i can then tribute for the ritual requirement of the great fae king oberon who has he ability to special summon 5 fae populi to my field in defense positionââ Flan slowly approaches him, curious
Pigeon-looking guy continues: â and furthermore each of them have the effect to generate 5 mana on summon without any further cost which iâll then use to charge up SEALED MAGIC ULTIMA for my next tuââ Flan, right behind him and having only heard the last part clearly, gasps: â A WIZARD?!â
Flan points at and gets the attention of the pigeon-looking guy saying; âYou can do magic! Please join my party!â Pigeon-looking guy turns to look at flan, still holding his cards: â what?â
#10 - the magick gathering
yep those are definitely words and flan only understood one đľâđŤ
(fun fact tcg players are born with an extra braincell dedicated to reading and understanding mechanics)
(OMG THE ALT TEXT WHY DID WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES)
#webcomic #artph
The difference is AST cards actually do something haha
Filipino bird rep haha
Flan jumps from her chair exclaiming: âshow me your moves!â Tort pulls out his arnis sticks yelling: âOKAY!â
Tort slams the ground with both his sticks screaming the name of his signature attacks âSTUDENT DEBT SMASHER! SURPRISE WINDFALL!!â
He punches the air and âą signs fill the air while he screams âFINANCIAL INSTABILITY PUNCH! INSTANT CASHFLOW!â
Flan, a bit unimpressed, ironically says âdo you REALLY have to shout?? Also, weird names.â Tort flips his head-feathers back: âeh, itâs catharticâ
#12 - tortâs moves
heâs coping with financial anxiety in his own way, okay!
#webcomic #artph
Bsky isnât letting me upload photos again⌠đ˘
The pigeon-looking guy introduces himself as Tort and flan are seated having finished listen to flanâs explanation off-screen⌠also flanâs chewing on tortâs cards Tort: â so thatâs what happened, huh? Please donât chew thoseâŚâ
Flan stands up urgently, trying to get Tort to join her party: âI require your magic cards, benevolent bird!!â Tort: âoh these? Theyâre not magic, magic! This is a competitive card game and the goal is to reduce your opponentâs life points from 100 to 0 by summoning a bunch of monsters in one turn, casually â mana and â estioning â system, making sure you watered the greebles â happiness â pettiness â each playerâs turn âŚâ (you get the point, flanâs also not listening)
Flan slams the table in disappointment, cards flying everywhere: âNOOOOOOOOO!!! Iâm a failure!! Iâm going bankrupt! Iâm going to jaaaaail!!!â Tort is taken aback but still relatively calm
Tort pulls out an arnis stick: âi can fight with my sticks, though!â Flan, bombastically side-eyeing him: âyou used SO MANY WORDS â you shouldâve started with that!!!â
#11 - tort joins the party!
he is a bird of many words and he likes sticks đĽ
#webcomic #artph
I hope the alt text for this one is helpful⌠it will happen again đĽ˛
Flan walks by a shop in the local bazaar and a pigeon-looking guy sitting at a bench with a deck of cards in her hand catches her attention
Pigeon-looking guy pulls our some cards and begins reading and planning a strategy: âletâs see⌠I can cast blazing vortex at quick spell speed and chain a cold wave which will allow me to summon a snow faerie familiar which i can then tribute for the ritual requirement of the great fae king oberon who has he ability to special summon 5 fae populi to my field in defense positionââ Flan slowly approaches him, curious
Pigeon-looking guy continues: â and furthermore each of them have the effect to generate 5 mana on summon without any further cost which iâll then use to charge up SEALED MAGIC ULTIMA for my next tuââ Flan, right behind him and having only heard the last part clearly, gasps: â A WIZARD?!â
Flan points at and gets the attention of the pigeon-looking guy saying; âYou can do magic! Please join my party!â Pigeon-looking guy turns to look at flan, still holding his cards: â what?â
#10 - the magick gathering
yep those are definitely words and flan only understood one đľâđŤ
(fun fact tcg players are born with an extra braincell dedicated to reading and understanding mechanics)
(OMG THE ALT TEXT WHY DID WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES)
#webcomic #artph
It timed out but i managed to save the alt text whew đ
Guess we'll try again later, folks
Comic #10 has been uploading for the last 10 minutes now naaaaur!!! It had SOOOOO much alt text! đ Bsky pls!!
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A chad orange cat
Oh oh judge us judge us!
Flan's kinda broke tho... how much for 3 adventurers?
She would appreciate that â¤ď¸đ