Finally deleted the twitter app from my phone. I couldn’t take it anymore. It’s gotten so bad. Every post is just a minefield of the worst people you have ever met.

The perfect Portland evening 🥰

Happy official am I sick or is it allergies season to all those who celebrate.

Do we just want to make a whatsapp group chat?

Survivor-Led Research Study CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS The Ripples of Firearm Violence Ethics Approval Reference: R94701/RE001 This research aims to explore the physical, psychological, and social impacts of firearm violence on survivors, their families and communities with shared identities. It involves two components: an online demographic questionnaire and a conversation about your experience(s) with firearm violence via Microsoft Teams. Who? Anyone 18+ who has directly or indirectly experienced firearm violence in the U.S.

Still recruiting for our study on the ripples of #gunviolence!

Are you 18+? Have you experienced firearm violence in the U.S.?

Click here to learn more: forms.office.com/e/7HphbRnfQJ

It’s pretty rough having to walk every day into an emotionally-draining job filled with challenges and tragedies while also having to plan your future in the face of even larger, nationwide tragedies, but there’s a trick to getting through it all: dissociating

I really want to make more of an effort to be on here more, but for some reason I am having a really hard time feeling engaged.

Yeah, I totally missed this. It’s been 18 days. Help 😂

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When that Thanksgiving meal hits just right 😂

So very thankful 🦃

I still remember my mom taking me to my pediatrician to get the first round of the HPV vaccine before college like it was opening day of a major event!

I just… how did we make this human?!

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics
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The gang’s all here!

Is there a way to save drafts on here?