weak aurua - my posts arent getting any likes cause my tweets are bad strong aura - i'm marge simpson i didn't make this one though but it's so damn good

Little Frog stands next to his father, a strapping bullfrog. From "The Corner" In *Frog and Toad All Year*

“When I was small, not much bigger than a pollywog,” said Frog, “my father said to me, “Son, this is a cold, gray day but spring is just around the corner.”

JD Vance wearing a white button-up shirt. It looks like it's a size too small for him.

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

@bombsfall says who is cavicler and then about 20 minutes later says oh this is weird and sad

A story in two acts.

Picard confronting Lore w/ Tumblr posts added Picard - You are literally just some rat saying your silly little things on the Internet. Lore, w/ a smug grin - And look at my kingdom

A SKALETON POINTEN TO DA WORDS "FUCK OFF" BECAUSE EVERY DAY PEOPLE SAY DUMB SHYT TO THEM LIKE "READ BETWEEN THE LINES" WELL THERES NO WORDS THERE DUMMASS ,AND THATS THE TEXT THAT ON THE IMAGE, ANY WAY IF MEANING IS IMPORTANT THEN CONVEY IT MOTHER FUCKER!!! IF YOUR GONNA DANCE WITH THE ABSTRACTION OF LANGUAGE THEN DONT STOP BEFORE THE SONG ENDS!!! KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU CONVEYED THE FUCKEN MEANING , IF I WANTED TO INTERPRET A FUCKEN MYSTERY THROUGH THE LENS OF LANGUAGE I WOULD DO A WORD SEARCH OR READ A POEM!!! AND I HAVE DONE SEVERAL OF EACH OF THOSE SO I KNOW WHAT IM FUCKEN TALKING ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK OF - dashare.zone ADMIN

Color photo of a calico cat sitting on a brown carpeted floor looking up at a very large TV set on wheels.

Turn it on - Passions starts in 5 minutes. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Jamarcus Russel shown in his time as an Oakland Raider. Text: "I'm mad as fuck. Don't call me no bust period. Imma show you a bust period. Imma bust in your mouth." Jamarcus Russell

Are we not still doing 'phrasing'?

Not dunking on Zack or this post, I’m just always struck by how easily American journalists will admit that the media shapes public polling and political outcomes when they’re not talking about America.

ok so emets lost everyone he loves and the exarch is from a doomed future but neither of them were teenage girls. thus: ryne has suffered the most

I dont think anyone who says they are a Christian and support him take their faith seriously. Nothing about their practices or beliefs align with the teachings of christ.
Im secular and probably live closer to his teaching than these people lmao

Frog and Toad in a rowboat on a pond. Toad reads his book while Frog fishes. From "Down the Hill" In *Frog and Toad All Year*

Knockoff lego kits from aliexpress go hard

Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again

Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again

Skyrim screen: - Nevermind, I don't want to purchase decorations right now. - Replace my Child's Room with an Alchemy Lab (500 gold)

Why can't I have no kids and 3 Alchemy Labs?

She added the T to the acronym and doesnt see the painful irony

Everytime I visit my parents and talk about some work thing i had to do my dad tells me to use claud to make it go faster.
I love my father he is one of the smartest people I know but also the dumbest.

the onion - a decade ahead of its time

years ago there was a sexy babe scam account that dmed me a bunch trying to start chatting and i finally replied like 'please stop' and it changed its avatar pic from the hot babe to darth maul and blocked me

Has Kanye made one effort to make repair? Zero! He just said ok I'm done, mental illness made me a Nazi, now since I have a new album out buy it & give me money when I tour!

From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.

One of the very best from Clickhole

Ka'ra the tuxedo cat lays her head gently on her yellow catnip banana. She's resting on her black sofa, ears alert, clearly lost in thought.

sOmetimes you just gotta lay on your bananana. fOr reat reasons.

The IDF acknowledges that an attempt to assassinate a Hezbollah operative near Beirut last night failed, and the strike killed a senior official in an anti-Hezbollah group. Lebanese media reported that the Israeli Navy strike killed Pierre Moawad, a senior official in the Lebanese Forces, a Christian political group that is opposed to Hezbollah, along with his wife.

Lmao holy shit dude

"Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy."

I was flamboyantly dressed for a party in Vegas. In a hotel lift a good ol boy and his wife (wearing stetson hats) got in and said hello. I said hello. She looked at me and said "I've never met a gay person before". I looked surprised, and replied "I'm English". There are some unusual opinions there

I love the ideals I was taught at a young age about America being a fre country that anyone can be successful in and is a large melting pot of thousands of identities and cultures pooling their knowledge together to make something great.
Then I grew up and was like damn who lied to me

Classic example is dolphins getting high on pufferfish venom.
Hell cats and catnip
Nature says get zooted and have fun sometimes.

A My Little Tony doll, which is a my little pony which is the body of a pony and the head of the dude on the pizza box. The Pizza man. I have changed the logo for my little pony to say my little tony

Woke up from a dream (Nightmare?) this morning. The toy that was all the rage with the kids was “my little Tony” dolls. I had to exorcise this thought, I'm so sorry.

Think about this one like once every 45 minutes