[jeb bush voice] please respond

Pitbull YOU DON'T MAKE MISTAKES, MISTAKES MAKE YOU. THEREFORE, THEY'RE MUSTAKES. PITBULL

Monday Motivation

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In 2009 kevin smith tweeted: Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/ brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

happy tenth anniversary of our first date to my husband who lurks on here but whom I will not doxx. I was going to post this on instagram but didn’t want to traumatize both our extended families

raisins are bugs

honestly, work

Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And I says to her, I says, oh shit, you’re right. So I bought like fifty thousand envelopes. Filled the house with ‘em, toes to tits. It was horrible. We couldn’t take a step without tripping over a box of envelopes. We were going crazy trying to use them up, to make a little space for ourselves. Used them as toilet paper, coffee filters... it was a terrible time. Please don’t ask me about those goddamned awful envelopes ever again. Kurt Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

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ooooh lucky kitties :)

Mister pussy NO not my terrible SECRET

I bit my dick off in a terrible autofellatio accident and I VOTE!

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Limited hangout vibes tho of course

@popgoesdiana.bsky.social

it’s never been properly formally investigated by the govt! at least the 9/11 attacks and its associated intelligence “failures” were.

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Cilantro basil dill mint lemons drying on a white towel

4/20 post herb

-9/11 attacks were either planned or intentionally allowed to happen

-the cia helped create (+ organize crime syndicates to sell) crack to poor/working class black folks in the 1980s, so as to fund its contras operation and continued to do a version of this with opium poppies/opiates & afghanistan

Evil degenerate beings inhabit the cavern world of the inner earth and they use ancient advanced supertech to torment the minds of innocent surface dwellers. And the CIA killed JFK

absolutely not

me reading your posts

intrusive thought: combination Dune painful hand box and Se7en "what's in the box???" scene

worst time in history to think weed doesn’t smell that good

Birthday babbies

He invented the Televised Interview . That's why they call him "The boss"

the greatest "Infowars Parody" was adult swim's TruthPoint, invented by @dril.bsky.social and myself

we've retained the IP, so the onion guys are allowed to help us revive that program. would love to work with them 😉

We must carry His spirit. It is time

Girl I got them good politics

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