Broccoli in a cast iron pan on a stove.

Four black plums on a small blue dish.

The dinner veg and the dessert fruit

I've got "full blown spoonerism" as the going says.

Jag ska starta ett danskspråkigt Cake-coverband som heter Kæææ.

Band from the Bathroom:

Queens of the Soap Dish

Band from the bathroom:

The Alan Parsons Turlet

In my pokemon era (forties).

What can I do within?
What can I do without?

I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.

The state of knowing is a state.
And knowing that is a state you can know. And knowing that is a state you can know. And knowing that is a state you can know. And knowing that is a state you can know... you know?

The GOP must call Congress back into session to rein in the President and hold him accountable. (2/2)

Photo of a bookmark featuring a silhouette of a skateboarder jumping over Jesus on the cross as a crowd cheers Text reads: WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE. Matthew 19:26

The fuckin' strait was fuckin' open before he fuckin' started to bomb Iran.

Thicc blue dot

Satanic Temple wins lawsuit against Arkansas over Ten Commandments statue The temple and other groups asked a judge to either remove a religious statue or allow a statue of Baphomet to go next to it.

"Satanic Temple wins lawsuit against Arkansas over Ten Commandments statue"
www.masslive.com/news/2026/04...

Not champagne-worthy news but hey.

In space, no one can hear you reply all.

A bullshit obit for something that was not alive to begin with. How fitting.

The Satanic Temple Wins Historic Baphomet v 10 Commandments Monument Case in Arkansas In a 148 page ruling issued late 31 March 2026, Chief United States District Judge Kristine G.

The Satanic Temple Wins Historic Baphomet v 10 Commandments Monument Case in Arkansas
open.substack.com/pub/luciengr...

Federal judge orders removal of Ten Commandments display outside Arkansas Capitol After a legal battle that began over a decade ago, a judge has finally ordered the Christian monument to come down

🚨BREAKING🚨: A federal judge just ordered Arkansas officials to TAKE DOWN the Ten Commandments monument outside the Capitol.

Why? Because lawmakers rigged the system to prevent atheists and Satanists from having the same access.

www.friendlyatheist.com/p/federal-ju...

A lot of people might, like I first did, assume it's fake given the date. Congrats on finally getting a W in court!

Could use a dash of color, maybe? But keep trying, Mark. I'm sure you'll find something that works!

Ha-whaat? Oh.

A long, skinny map titled: "Life and Travels of the European Eel" with a subtitle reading: "From the Eel's Perspective." A label at the bottom of the map reads: "Begin Here." The map top half of the map is an mirror copy of the bottom half. I will put the full text of the column in the alt text in an image in the next post in the thread. The map goes from the bottom of the page up, starting in the Sargasso Sea. An set of arrows show the eels paths to shore, then up a river and into a marshland. The arrows continue up the page to show the eel leaving the marshland and heading back downstream, and out to sea. The land is green and verdant at the bottom of the map, because the eels migrate upstream in the spring. The land is brown and dry at the top of the map, because eels migrate downstream in the autumn. A column of text on the side tells about the eels' journeys and changes. It is more text than I can relate in the space allowed here. Each paragraph has an arrow pointing up to the next one, and they are designed to be read from the bottom of the page going upwards.

Several years ago, on a whim, I started drawing a map of an eel's life travels as seen by the eel.

I figured an eel thinks about its life as a linear journey, rather than a there-and-back again adventure. So I wanted to do a map to reflect this.

This morning, on another whim, I finished the map!

Rinse mouth with vinegar, eat plain chip.

Nah he's RIP-Bert alright.

I can never get Botox, I need people to see the face I make when they say that they asked ChatGPT something

A chimichanga in every pot!