“Toreros?” “No, a bull did it…”
Posts by Martin
@mrstevenallen.bsky.social This could be viewed in several ways, depending on your view of bullfighting
Supermarcat
Sherlock Homo..? 🤔
I’m looking forward to this :)
Fuck Tucker Carlson, fuck his apology tour, and fuck anything he says.
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TUCKER CARLSON CAN READ THE TEA LEAVES , TIMING HIS ESCAPE FROM TRUMPS INNER CIRCLE TO CREATE THE LOWEST LEVEL OF PUBLIC BACKLASH AND IMPROVE HIS FUTURE PROSPECTS.
CAN YOU SAY "OPPORTUNIST"?
#Prince youtu.be/LNrAFb3I2js?...
RIP the actual genius Prince, gone 10 years today. Here’s just one of my favourites of his 🫡🫡 youtu.be/r967lcA_rR8?...
He really doesn’t like releasing documents, does he?! #Epstein
So, those gloves aren’t included but a hat is that isn’t pictured..? 🤔
yiiiikes
“Brace yourself, Rodney…”
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The Michael Jackson movie is great, but it's a bit weird that every time a boy walks by, Michael's eyes pop out, his heart goes boing and his tongue unravels and goes down a staircase.
I always enjoy watching Steve (and Spiro) at work, making everything look so easy 🧑🍳🫡🏴 #Vivaldi 🇨🇦 youtube.com/shorts/ZzmrJ...
Day Is Gone by #Cardiacs because it’s a fun video youtu.be/WVlHR8FbowU?...
Apparently, I did this sometime today… #PoorOldSod
The US military is now free to get sick! 👍🤡
Little known fact: if nobody will pay £850,000 for your house, it's not worth £850,000.
Phwoarh!
Please help Michael out with his film project. He’s one of the good guys. Thanks. youtu.be/XlzWVHl3Gb0?...
@almurray.bsky.social Is it true you let Harry Hill have the step-ladder joke (that you inspired)?
Hand-made prototype solar-powered boat sails from Finland to Spain! youtu.be/OatReX4CNWc?...
Happy birthday to George Takei 🫡🇬🇧