I remember the first time my mom saw X-Men she was like “Rogue had it easy, imagine if your power was always knowing what gay men were thinking about you?”
And I never forgot that.

Gawdland and Lawrence Cheney in the same room would probably kill Ru Paul.

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Who is a movie character that you feel protective of? That you wouldn’t hesitate to stab a bitch for?
Mine is Faramir.

I’ve reached that age where NYE has become “Please keep it down, it’s a week night.”

Dominic Monaghan hasn’t aged a damn day and I think we should all be worried about where that ring is at.

I know it used to be trendy to hate on Nickelback but don’t lie to yourself and tell me that “Someday” isn’t an absolute banger of a song.

Social media sites need an option to just report something as annoying because “Anyone here in *insert year here*?” comments on YouTube videos make me want to kill someone.

FINALLY. CLOTHES. MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY CLOTHES.

Went on a date with an actor I had a huge crush on in the early 00’s.

Ah that tracks. I was staying behind so Glen could shmooze because be was scouting for WWE.

YAYYYYY BASEBALL.

I do remember the time Adam Jones brought Sebastian Bach to a PWG show and all I wanted was to ask him about his haircare routine. I regret not doing that.

Did I? I feel like that was another time. Because I do not recall being there for the Adam Jones incident.

Hey @itsjustvybe.bsky.social, my blind ass can’t find your merch.
LINK A NAKED BITCH I NEED IT.

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I may be 35 but holy shit do I love kpop.

Thank you for recognizing this.

I’m like if you tried to teach Fozzy Bear about serious adult responsibilities.

I can meet a certified celebrity heartthrob and still not act as foolish as I would if I ever ran into David Spade.

The only time I ever did confession at church I told the priest that my sin was not telling a girl her skirt was on backwards at school.
I was 8 and I don’t regret it.

My office allows us to watch videos and listen to whatever we want on our phones while we work so I feel no need to apologize for how incredible Bosco’s boobs look when I watch #AllStars10. It’s not my problem.

I’ve posted this on Goth Day every year for 16 years.
I will never stop.

Once again, it’s that lovely time of year where I have to explain OnlyFans expenses to my tax lady.

The outside? What kind of a psychopath would put it on the outside?!

There aren’t many bad moods that suddenly being able to do a backflip can’t fix.

My stepdad taught me a lot of the essentials like how to drive and stuff but the most life changing thing I ever learned from him was to put mustard on your grilled cheese sandwiches.

I need to come back to this just to remind you and everyone else for that matter that I love Chuck Taylor very much and I will die loving him.

Been a real big fan of blueberries lately.

John told me happy birthday on every possible social platform. Meanwhile, my own brother forgot.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @sailormoonsault.bsky.social!