I got my dream job. Finally.

Was anyone else absolutely convinced their ceiling fan was going to fall on them in the middle of the night if it was going too fast or was that also an OCD thing?

Confirmed it’s gay

I’m starting to think it’s maybe gay 🤞🏼

Time to play everyone’s favorite game. Is it gay? Or am I just gay?

I would like to thank my psychotic ex-roommate for the one good thing she ever did for me: teaching me how to read astrology charts.

A fem-presenting person laying in a green hammock in the woods, smiling and showing a peace sign. There’s a tattoo on their wrist that says “cunt”.

A couple walking on the beach at sunset, their backs are facing the camera.

A man and a dog walking along the beach at sunset. The man’s back is facing the camera, and the dog is attached by leash to the person holding the camera.

A small black and brown dog sitting in a person’s lap, draped in a hoodie that says “McLaren Formula 1 Team”.

In lighter news, this weekend was great.

Gotta be one of the top 10 genders of all time

The steering wheel and dashboard of an old Toyota RAV4. The hazards and all indicator lights are on, and through the windshield you can see that the vehicle is sitting in the median of a tunnel on the freeway.

“Man, it really feels like my serpentine belt is about to snap.”
-Me, approximately 10 seconds before my serpentine belt snapped.

I gave myself whiplash at the turnstile show

YOURE JUST A GAYYY BOY 👾🎮

EVERYTHINGS GNARLY 🗣️

IUD baybeeee

I don’t get an actual period but I do have the normal hormone cycles and I always know when I’m menstruating because my dog gets really clingy with me and I cry when I look at her.

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.

Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.

People have power. Ask Target

Do the children still listen to Get Low by Lil John & The East Side Boyz at school dances?

I could eat pesto from a bowl like a soup.

I refuse to apologize for celebrating the death of white supremacists. The fact that we are expected to just shows how far we’ve fallen as a society.

Y’all can die mad, @imodrew.bsky.social is my fucking hero right now. She’s got ten times the backbone you weird losers will ever have.

Thoughts and prayers

How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by the Dunning Kruger effect?

The man taking a stand at a town hall painting

The team orders between the McLarens at Monza was fine actually.

Fighting for my life in the bathroom of the hot pot restaurant. Pray for me.

Three images of f1 driver Charles Leclerc sitting in the grass looking depressed edited together

I think that one falls under band name

Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because

a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked

b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books

Decided when I turned 30 to finally allow myself to be bad at things. I spend my time making bad art and writing a sub par book because I spent all my 20s doing absolutely nothing out of fear of not being good enough.

Idk how to deal with the fact that the person who traumatized me as a child has had to face exactly zero consequences and every time she’s gotten away with shit it has been entirely at my expense lol.