I remember it being funnier. Nostalgia is a strange drug.

yes. treat them the way every guy does when a woman says she likes sports.

Don't even get me started on trying to get the cover art right.

I think it would be funny if Jews lobbied to use these requirements to get schools to also display the 613 mitzvot.

Gone home to glory for Juneteenth. Rest in power to the 🐐

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury I may not be one of these big city lawyers here with their big fancy city college degrees but as a simple small town lawyer comprised of multiple crows under a trench coat there's a thing or two I know about murder

"do not even try to argue with me about it"

The numbers are horrifying--I've seen estimates as high as one in three girls, and one in five boys, being abused before age 18. My own experience tells me this is very plausible.

People have a built-in resistance to believing such things.

What a surprise.

I’ve gotten used to not having the flying cars and robot butlers I was promised, but nobody told me there were going to be this many fucking Nazis around in 2024.

Jackie and the Treehorns

My Kindergarten teacher was so ignorant she thought I was writing backwards 😂

Oh, man! When I found out that the Latin word for "left" was "sinister," I felt so special.

This is such maniac shit. Can you imagine spending all that money and time going to med school just to throw it all away for Chris fucking Rufo.

The internet remembers. This is what you will be remembered for. You lost everything because you got mad online.

Quoteskeet with an image to show who you heard at your first concert. Name the artist(s) in the Alt text.

🎶 birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let’s do it
let’s fall down a well 🎶

A rare good day. Please enjoy one of the worst Americans of all-time getting what he deserves.

Sometimes you meet someone and it’s just... like destiny. You know right away you just want to spend the rest of your life as far away from them as humanly possible.

Who's first?

SHOTS FIRED

Stop watching the news and start listening to music. I cannot stress enough how fucking amazing this is for your mental health.

I've got a backache like you wouldn't believe!

"I'll say" [chimp noises]

This just in: Donald Trump doesn't understand how anything works, other than self-promotion.

Not like anyone cares but neither do I

“I don’t have to answer to anybody” is disqualifying for any position of power

Study: Same-sex marriage in 20 years had no negative effects Two decades after Massachusetts' first same-sex marriage licenses, advocates worry its under attack.

You don't fucking say
www.axios.com/2024/06/01/s...

I call guys like that "alpha manchild."