LOB SOB

Haha .259 now

Dalton cRushing is hitting .259 right now.

For home runs.

AWWWOOOOO TIMES TWOOOOO

I do not claim to originate mere reiterate the name

(I think, idk they don’t let me do the baseball math at work)

That’s a .230 home run average.

The fielder chose to boot it? Is that it?!??

DALTON CRUSHING

A screenshot of the MLB app reading “Fielders Choice Will Smith reaches on a fielder's choice. Shohei Ohtani scores. Alex Call to 3rd. Fielding error by third baseman Kyle Karros.”

Someone who knows scoring better than me explain how this is reaching on a FC if it was a fielding error and no thrown was made.

Bill hader as stefon on SNL

Finally checking in on the game and holy hell, it has one of everything.

All day every day!

Wow my autocorrect typos are getting worse somehow.

Um, out of town debut, obvi.

Impossible to plan for? Sure. But it’s be fun!

Tours during an MLB debut should just be popcorn in the press box and the game on the big screen.

I’m not BLAMING the Highland Park Brewery? I’m just saying the Dodgers didn’t score again after they changed the channel during the Rushing AB.

I’M JUST SAYING.

I threw no fits, but I am leaving early for unrelated reasons. It was just really bad timing o their part.

I MISSED THE DALTON HOME RUN BECAUSE HIGHLAND PARK BREWERY SWITCHED TO THE KNICKS GAME WHAT THE HELL THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE I DODGER JERSEYS WHAT IS HAPPENING.

Evangeline’s Swamp Room in Chinatown is rad if you haven’t been here, btw.

A cartoon alligator in a Dodger uniform holds a beer with an LA logo on it.

The pub crawl begins.

two wolves standing on top of a rocky hill Alt: two wolves standing on top of a rocky hill howling

I was at a gathering so I’m super late but now I’ll say

a wolf is howling in the snow while two other wolves look on Alt: a wolf is howling in the snow while two other wolves look on

Ok I was in line at the grocery store so I’m a bit late but might I just say

LA used to have one of the best transits systems of any city and this transplant from the land of zero public infrastructure would LOVE the city to get back to its trolly car roots.

There is a very large portion of Nashville that has god-awful taste and use their supposed birthright to justify their bad choices.

A tour guest once asked me why the Dodgers go to Arizona for Spring Training. LA weather is so nice!

There happened to be a guy from Philly on the tour as well, so I asked him what the temp was at home and he said, "Seven."

So I pointed at him and said, "That's why."

Hilarious to sell AI not just as a force that's taking our jobs but our hobbies too

People are so delusional about the budget for season 2.

I used to survive bad sermons reading Song of Solomon and getting all flustered under the collar. It’s a sexy book if all you get is True Love Waits and staying up late to watch Early Edition in secret.

Solomon who definitely not bisexual and neither was David and Johnathan was ABSOLUTELY not super gay.

Probably regular gay though.