Haha

The Seagulls are shitting on the King’s Road

Funny isn’t it, certain parts of the media have slavering at the lips about how Starmer ignored the vetting process, then find out he was never told, so they move onto the next tenuous price of evidence.

Remember the last three prime ministers did in power. And they stayed for too long.

Forgive me father for I have sinned it’s been 3))) years since I made a parody of the wonderful Stephanie Rose McGovern.

I’d probably go with “fucking gorgeous” but you’re entitled to your opinion. X😃

Ahem. I forgive for not putting me on the first page, but I’m going to be pretty cross if I’m not on the second page. Look 👏 At 👏 My 👏 Range.

Ahem !!! You missed someone off the list. Vary flexible and a very wide range

I’m at the stage in life where I bought two Yums Yums from Greggs, ate one with my afternoon coffee then, said fuck it, reached for the second and it was gone, disappeared, it slowly dawned on me that I’d eaten the 2nd without thinking.

My excuse is pretty poorly at the moment, others might differ

Happy Birthday wishes to Iggy Pop

“Sack Keir Starmer for not being psychic or not clairvoyant”

Thanks for all your support and tips, Uncle Dennis was found drunk in a pub in Taunton, he was tazered and eventually arrested by Devon Police. Charges are pending.

@manmademoon.bsky.social have I missed your news? X

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

Hahaha no I will now though xxx

Bella has been kept up all night cos I’ve not been able to sleep due to restless limbs syndrome. ( iron deficiency I think)

AND YET. SHE STILL LOVES ME.

What more could you ask for. ❤️❤️❤️❤️🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

My uncle Dennis has gone missing during a LARPing event at Hever castle, he’s wearing a green tunic and chain mail if you see him don’t approach, if he speaks please refer to him as “Sir Dennis of Charlemagne” or he will lose his shit. I repeat, Do not approach just ring the usual number.

Yes !!!!!!!!

Watching the match in the pub with my lucky hat. #boro #utb #hats

Me at a club when my mate got fixed up.

Me at a club when my mate got fixed up.

Hahaha

I’d have a quartet playing Philip glass

Not sure about Hartlepool but yes, definitely a blazer striped t shirt and white captains hat. Lol

I’d be asking the same thing about the foreskins.

I keep watching yacht reviews, it’s torture I find myself comparing them and looking at them like I’m
a prospective purchaser. Its madness I don’t have £1000 nevermind £1,000,000. Lolz.

Still one can dream.

Mending a Currach on a West of Ireland Beach, painting by Séan Keating (1889-1977).

ZCSwiv

I need a daft favour to make my wee nephew (he’s my cousin’s kid, nephew is easier) happy. He’s autistic and no longer non verbal, which is great. He loves making YouTube vids, he’s desperate to get 100 followers. (I understand why you also wouldn’t do this.) Link here youtube.com/@zcswiv?si=F...

Done

three sausages with arms and legs are dancing ALT: three sausages with arms and legs are dancing

They are mugging you off.

vm.tiktok.com/ZNRVbyp5c/ @manmademoon.bsky.social this is sad and frightening.