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Posts by Lemur Implosion Energy

I saw a disclaimer in an ebook the other day that said, 'This book is 100% human generated. I'd rather write a story that might have lumpy bits than generate a soulless, passionless, piece of crap." I'm thinking of adding something like that to my next book if I ever get around to writing it.

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a photo of a clive pokemon card in Spanish, it's marked as being French

a photo of a clive pokemon card in Spanish, it's marked as being French

I love cardshops in English speaking countries sometimes

> card condition: 'French' (worse than damaged, clearly /j)
> card is in Spanish

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if TWO GUYS were on the MOON and ONE GUY killed the OTHER with a ROCK, would that be FUCKED UP or WHAT?

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this got posted in a gc I'm in with Nicole and I was like "oh my God they put Switzerland right next to Norway..." and she went straight up "this is how I find out what the Norway flag looks like"

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The extremely propaganda-driven right wing backlash to COVID protections was because they realized they finally found their moment to take the mask off and start killing the elderly and infirm en masse. Maybe the one functional bit of consent building they’ve pulled off in years

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And yet you were...

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texture on the Misriah casing that reads “KILL FOR MOMMY…”

texture on the Misriah casing that reads “KILL FOR MOMMY…”

good morning this is a real texture in Marathon

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Yesterday while I cooked dinner, my son said, “One day Dad I’ll help with bills and groceries.”
I almost cried.
He’s 32….. ffs now get the fuck out of my house you ponce

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I lied, there's no sex. Pick up that controller and help me beat Contra III: The Alien Wars.

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If only there was a way that you could make income off of playing video games perhaps by broadcasting it on some sort of telecommunication service

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The right wing media ecosystem on X is going all in on attacking gay parents and adoption. They're pulling the worst tropes straight from the 80's.

And it was all so predictable after they felt they'd "won" on trans issues and needed the engagement.

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mythra cosplay (xenoblade chronicles 2)

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Long Hair Gaba!!!

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The Tifa rumors for Street Fighter 6 are killing me because I remember Tifa was rumored for Tekken 8 for months and then a big breasted dark haired Final Fantasy character was finally announced and it was Clive

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Happy Teto Tuesday

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This comes up a lot with like Harry Potter stuff as well where you can just pirate this shit and not really talk about it much other than in passing but there's a type of person who seemingly has no personality other than the media they consume and they take it personally.

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The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

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whenever SNK rears it's head in the discourse it reminds me of how politically disengaged and privileged some of the more outspoken retro gaming personalities can be when all of their talking points boil down to "BuT mUh ChiLdhoOd"

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i think people who make jokes about Taco Bell giving you diarrhea are suffering from chronically low fiber diets and scared of the fast food place that sells beans

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Video

⚠️⚠️WARNING!! ⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️Spoilers for Cyberpunk 2077's devil ending. horror, glitches, motion blur and etc.⚠️⚠️

Subaru has a specific place in Mikoshi but it's never ending. Her last memory of warmth was holding Goro in her arms.

#ゴロスバ | #Cyberpunk2077 | #GoroTakemura |

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Video games are great bc I could be on the verge of a breakdown all day but the moment I launch something I am in a completely different space and all is good for a little while lol

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question, do u guys talk to yourself when you play video games or do you just think everything in your head cause im constantly yapping even when im playing alone

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Logged in to work an hour early for a meeting that got canceled between when I went to bed and when I woke up. I should be able to demand satisfaction from the meeting organizer. Pistols.

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Once we have total surveillance, anytime somebody stands up to these assholes they're gonna be like, computer what do you got, and the computer's gonna go "he likes butts and boobs and dicks and"

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Skyla ❤️

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Updated artworks of Momo, Jiro, and Kendo ~
Also added cum edits on my Patreon/FANBOX ❤️
www.patreon.com/Tsuranukko
tsuranukko.fanbox.cc

12 hours ago 219 34 1 0

Porn addiction isn't real. Porn shame is! If you remove the guilt and shame from consuming porn you will have a MUCH healthier relationship with it.
This is, time and time again, ALWAYS BEEN THE SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS.

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// horny(?) post on main,,,,

WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GROWL RUFF RUFF BARK WOOF BARK RUFF RUFF GROWL GROWL BARKK BARK BARK AAAGAHHRGEJRKSJFKDJFNFKD I NEED HER SO BAD WTF WHY IS SHE SO HOT FOR ???! TO ATTRACT LESBIANS ????? RRARRARATHJDHFJJKDNGKDKFMDM MORI CALLIOPEEEEEEEEE WOOF WOOFFF BARKK,,,,ok im done

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My favourite part is that the wording implies that he has tried but failed

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