Oh no I want it to be long and nice-looking!!

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

Just this entire thread, also. Same. I finally get to be the culmination of all the tentative versions of a Hella that tried and failed to exist ☀️

Thank you so much, everyone ❤️

Just put some things together and there is an extremely funny image I need to take for @proletkvlt.bsky.social at some point

girlfriend that holds you down and hits you until you're crying and shaking and begging her to stop while she just giggles and tells you that she's never letting you get away

(reupload)

my inner FreudoMarxist cackling at the intersection of psychosexual obsession and international geopolitics embodied in the image of a woman smoking a cigarette (inherently hot girlboss behaviour btw)

the two women from the previous picture - the woman wearing the mask is kissing her handler

women.

a gorgeous photo of a woman in a cute pup mask and leash with both being held by another woman

look at this though . my god

(www.instagram.com/p/DXP2Pm9kv_n)

This is my true evil plan.

I'm a wrestling nerd, I'm a night life performer.

I've been given a space to go wild with it.

Kayfabe will always be the perfect term.

it's called rentplay look it up

I deeply enjoyed your grumbling about being called My little yank pet, but I would be a poor owner if I did not mark you down for being Rude 🖤

If ANYONE has a lead on a good high quality long-ass cigarette holder that isn't the cheap shit ones you always see for sale, that would be great for Me thanks.

Deciding I psychosexually needed to smoke Lucky Strikes (the cigarette brand the Dutch nation imprinted on because American soldiers would give you loads of them that you could then treat like money) was soooo bad for My health but at least I only do it when other people are smoking.

I was going to ask if you had played that given how Misfits is.

Normal loving brain: I want to kiss her entire body

The spirit of a 1940s woman within Me: PUT OUT A LUCKY STRIKE CIGARETTE ON THAT YANK THIS INSTANT

Women wanted cigarettes and chocolates actually

When you add little tally marks to the INFRACTIONS tracking document it's so good.

Good dog!

Seppo Domestication Guide

This is how you heal the intergenerational trauma of American hegemony

I am so incredibly proud of her and I feel so incredibly lucky to be her owner ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

Cu Chulainn was the original Hound I think

She’s Mine!!! ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

Babe, you okay? You've barely watched your OpenRCT Mechanical Breakdown brought to you by Marcel Vos

Hooray!!!

Definitely going to have the "You are giving me T gel after bottom surgery" conversation tomorrow.

The way cis people are about T levels and how gleefully they prescribe shit that just nukes it completely has negatively polarized Me against getting it any lower than the threshold for not getting in the way of estrogen.

Great news: My E levels seem fine with gel as well and I am now in the 99th percentile of T levels for cis women.

Pre-HRT I was in the bottom 15% for cis men.