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it's peak

Q should be on every season until the heat death of the universe

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

if it doesn't get re-balanced it becomes my first 500 which is super Lame

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

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go play spotlights guys :3

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holy shit caleb williams is him

not insane bc blackboard's wording makes it sound like it should, but blackboard's ability isn't really a card held in hand ability (like steel, gold, baron, etc.), it's an independent ability with a conditional based on what's in your hand, so the lack of interaction makes sense

today joey achieved completionist++ in balatro

the balatro c++ grind is over

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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

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the lesson here is that more politicians should run survivor-themed attack ads

joey achieved Completionist+ (Win with every deck on Gold Stake difficulty) in Balatro

we did it gamers

average plasma deck gold stake win, nothing to see here

fced half the map but got really nervous and failed oopsies

first time fcing past the first set of kickslider squares, immediately got nervous for the rest of the run and shat the bed

sub 10 miss. still very much trolling on random patterns. feel like i have everything down but still prone to brain farts.

not quite a sub 10 miss but better acc/misscount. just gotta clean up my shitmisses.

got the A rank, hopefully sub 10 miss next

got the pass. hopefully either A rank or sub 10 miss next

day 3 of memorizing isolation. slowly approaching greatness.

how are you feeling today? beer!!!!!

Moomin missed his exit and now he has to drive through downtown

classic

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