Rip Fox Mulder you’d have loved Ancient Aliens

Is this a time sensitive question

I’ll never forget when we were apartment hunting in Seattle and one of the apartments we toured said it had “Mt Rainier views” and when the tour lady showed us the view, it involved you LEANING OUT the WINDOW to peer around the side of the building, where you could POSSIBLY see the mountain’s edge

My favorite cold sandwich is roast beef and bleu cheese with chimichurri and spinach on sourdough. This recipe gets extremely mixed reactions alas

Dungeon Crawler Carl is one of the best fantasy series I’ve ever read. It’s supremely sad that like 70% of the fan base is completely illiterate, judging by the series’ subreddit

Now that a professional has explained what My Problem is, I would like the chance to do Everything Over Again, but with proper medication. Can anyone point me in the direction of 15 years ago? Thanks

Yeah your hometown county might be trashy, but does it have its own cop show?

Imagine the whiplash when youre 1000 miles away from where you grew up and you spot the county cop show listed in the free channels on tv…#famous

Hayley Williams’s new music sucks so bad it’s like if Van Gogh switched from masterpieces to street caricatures

I literally just walked away from a taco truck that doesn’t have prices posted. I’m not gonna order a burrito and find out AFTER that it’s $22 or something 🙂‍↕️

Restaurants and food trucks that don’t post their prices should be fined

“Charli xcx is making a rock album” just means that she’s gonna do the same things she always does but now there’s an electric guitar. I hope I’m wrong though

Indubitably

Of all the Bieber songs to make a comeback…beauty and a beat? Are we for serious

Everyone I know from NJ (3 people) is loud and proud about it. Ive never been there, but I’ve seen a lot of Batman media, so I just hope the state’s got the villain problem confined to Gotham

Misappropriating my rent checks apparently 🤨

Some days you win, other days you get a notice taped to your door that your wealthy landlord hasn’t paid the building’s water bill and has 30 days to do so.

get it together, susan

I think I just want variety of celebrities. I wanna watch people I haven’t seen in other things

Seconded, absolutely correct take

tbh I don’t get the Rachel Zegler hype at all

L.L. Bean has taken the position that it won’t support the Save the Forest Service movement, with messaging along the lines of avoiding political engagement.

I’m on a prescription for ADHD and I’ve been reading other people’s experiences with the same RX, and I feel like they’re all hallucinating. I’ve had like no notable effects from the RX, but other people are like “I haven’t slept in 4 days and I can’t unclench my jaw”

Is everyone making shit up or…

God she would be so refreshing as president, and I’d vote for her again and again, but I worry whether Dems need another White Man Candidate in order to succeed in this polarized hellhole

Today at my gym, I saw both a severely anorexic woman and a woman with a big ole BBL. Kinda like a yin and yang situation, it was strangely poetic

there's no way Susan Collins is 6'10

famous music video with first mate schee in the corner

That’s Smee in the corner

Abolish private equity tf

I’d bet you’d make bank designing panic rooms for households in Gotham. If I lived there I’d have a panic room for my panic room. A panic room adjacent to every room, in fact.

I’m gonna be so honest, I do think the videos of people sprinting into the Hollywood Scientology building are really funny. They’re not hurting anything or anyone. Peak comedy

Learning that Top Banana is the name of a produce market, and not a frozen banana stand like in Arrested Development, was the most upset I’ve ever seen my bf be. That was his 9/11

Why do people only use their leafblowers in the morning? It’s April in Seattle, it’s not like it’s gonna be super hot in the afternoon. Man