I assumed that Pennsylvania allowed this already?

My wrestling friends: MJF
ME, every goddamn time: Maynard James Feenan

celebrities know all about burgeoning technology (picture unrelated)

Does he not appreciate Futurama?

Bahahahah they must be absolutely out of assets to sell. Any bank that backs this deserves to lose every single penny

Has Gritty really been around for almost 10 years now?

Christ, linear time WAS a mistake.

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

one of the problems with the pre-trump immigration system was that when you tried to explain to people how complicated and byzantine the process for coming here legally was, they simply would not believe you

trump has "fixed" this by simply making it impossible to come here legally

Happy Earth Day

A hundred of my mutuals are somehow following Brianna Wu on this site and, uh, what are you doing?

The Mets leaving money on the table again smh

Anthony Kiedis with a mustache, this joke is referencing the character of “the master” from classic MST3K film Manos

TORRRGO, bring the family to meeee Torgo!

“Seattle’s own east wing”

…. A few ladders nobody will notice are gone.

Himmy

Map of the contiguous United States. Counties are colored in a spectrum of colors to show how late bed times are in each county. In almost every case, the further west within a time zone, the later the population finds sleep. Credit to the Washington Post and Jawbone.

Artificial delay of sunrise/set leads to later bed times by the clock, earlier wake times by the sun, and worse outcomes for health, mood, safety, learning, and productivity. 👉 Realign time zones to the sun, and ditch DST!

It's really funny, but also horrifying, that if you try to go to your local newspaper's website, it appears that the entire business is being held up by hosting ads like this

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

How right you are

wemby is French (complimentary) whereas rudy gobert is French (derogatory)

ok fine
i will manage the mets

green translucent plastic case and ear buds

teal translucent plastic case and ear buds

translucent tech!!? in 2026?? we are so BACK

saying that charlie brown had "hoes" is like saying that temple of aphrodite at corinth had "hoes". what was happening there was within its own cultural context, and we should be careful about describing it in modern language

This is eugenics.

I am one of the people they want to "clean up." I have long-term health issues that cause me to need expensive medications and occasionally procedures to maintain a baseline.

I am disabled, and don't "work" in a way they recognize.

RFK Jr wants me dead.

The Butt-Head in me recognizes the Beavis in you

*solemnly*
Cornholio 🙏

Old: I’m gonna do a Venezuela in Iran.

New: I would have done a Venezuela in Vietnam.

Seriously.