It’s my birthday today which is the anniversary of the reminder that no one gives a damn about me.

And I’m too unwell and been in too much pain to post anything or do anything at all.

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Have a terrifyingly bloody extraordinary awesome Tuesday day you lovely potential victims!

*I wrote this in alt accidentally because my brain is mushy.

My dog needs to do his business but rather cry for a bribe to get him outside instead of getting up and going outside without the bribe because he desperately needs to.

The dog is an expert at psychological warfare but I’m a stubborn bitch so let the games begin.

Sorry 😹

Once I turned a dude off pizza by explaining how the cheese stretching looks the same as when a puppies umbilical cord stretches when its mother has to tear it off with her teeth to eat it.

Might have just been what my old dog did but it’s a treasured bit of info when I want someone else’s pizza 👻

a man 's face is shown in a black and white photo with the website ieclips.com in the upper right corner Alt: a man 's face is shown in a black and white looking up at a camera menacingly

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And now we return to our regular scheduled programming.

Opps *Bun not bum 🤣

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May the de-chunking begin…. But in a less obnoxious way then this 😐🥬

And we need a hot cross bum emoji 🙂

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And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
He called Alice
When she was just small 🎶

Just me wearing bunny ears

Just me wearing bunny ears

Frizzy hair, blurry vision and a little on the chunky side but what the hell 👻

bugs bunny is sticking his head out of a hole in the ground next to a bottle of carrot juice . Alt: bugs bunny is sticking his head out of a hole in the ground next to a bottle of carrot juice .

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Happy Easter Moots & Co!

It can always be worse… tired and sore.. then tired, sore and getting to the loo in time is the greatest achievement 😹

Could be better but chronic is going to be chronic.

Hope your sleep is of the highest quality!

a cat wearing a white bunny hat is laying on its back Alt: a cat wearing a white bunny hat is laying on its back wiggling its tail

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How you doin’?

a cartoon rabbit is laying on a pink pillow picking it’s nose and lifting its leg while it farts Alt: a cartoon rabbit is laying on a pink pillow picking it’s nose and lifting its leg while it farts

Scheduled selfie gif:

Me in my feral era 😹

a cartoon rabbit is standing in the grass and looking at the camera . Alt: a cartoon rabbit is standing in the grass and looking at the camera .

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It’s Easter Weekend and I have no chocolate eggs left or hot cross buns left and my cloths have shrunk and shite this is no good Moot & Co.

My right eye is definitely infected so that’s just bloody fantastic isn’t it 🙂

a stuffed animal that looks like a pig with a big smile on its face Alt: an oversized were-rabbit

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The full moon has arrived and we have were-rabbits 😸

a fluffy white cat with a bowl of food in front of its mouth Alt: a fluffy white rabbit eating a bowl of something red that’s causing a mess on its face

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We need a feel good moving called “The Attack of the Vampire Rabbits Down Under” then a sequel called “The Revenge of the Vampire Rabbit King of Golden Mile” and both movies star George Clooney, Daniel Radcliffe, Nicole Kidman, Jacki Weaver and Gabrielle Union and directed by Elizabeth Banks.

a cartoon rabbit is laying in a cage with a fox behind it . Alt: a cartoon rabbit is laying in a cage with a fox behind it .

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Let’s blow some shit up because it’s Wednesday Moots & Co!

Oh and April fools day is stupid like screw cap lids on shower products because who has time to be unscrewing then re-screwing other than a politician.

Thanks ☺️

Thanks 🙏🏻 It seems so but they’re still miserable 😹 Honestly seemed like no one was around so I assumed it would get lost in time plus the narrative suited the melodramatic depresso theme😸

Thanks ☺️

A painting of two large pink sad marshmallows

It’s done 🖌️👻🎨

I’m thinking that no one will see my Sad Marshmallows painting and that makes them extra sad 😿

A pink bunny showing its large fluffy blue tail and a colourful egg shaped trinket dish and a shallow bowl shaped as bunny ears that is bright pink and gold.

March craft was a bit minimal but at least it’s something and I’m an Easter baby who was also born the year of the Rabbit so you all have to deal with my rabbit mania 🐰👻🐰

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Hey Moots & Co! Would you like a red velvet coffee with brainy chunks and a bowl of razor shaped muesli with a dollop of chocolate yogurt?

Trust me lovelies when I say we only source organic ingredients from the same dude 🙂

Too relatable 😩

I knew it 😹

The password is not correct until it’s been attempted a min of 3 times.

A Contemporary Proverb

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