It might be the most wholesome thing you've ever posted on here.

Christmas style!

Took it from St. Louis, the Dana-Thomas house is less than a mile away and Boone's about a similar distance. If you're going just to go then absolutely

I still think about his "everyone is the illusion of order built brick by brick out of chaos", a thing I wish I had written, which he included as a quick aside. His writing is clear and incisive, even when he piles it up over and over again to dunk on Gamestop

We've had the driest weather that anyone can remember here and my cynical prediction is that all that lack of snow is going to come back in rain from now until June (and still not be enough to stop wildfires)

Supposed to be cold and rainy though--I personally am skipping this year

He is!

Honestly "best photo of your pet" implies there are bad photos of your pets, I reject the premise

77 degrees yesterday and potentially tomorrow!

Where's the Mets' play about how their team sucks and actually that's good and we're just here to get drunk anyway?

This was exactly my take. Diet Ski feels like an oxymoron

Ski as it is intended is a great drink (orange and lemon juice, you're correct) that goes with barbecue quite nicely. Diet Ski...I have no idea how you found this, but you should probably put it back, because that is an abomination

Including the bit where he made $1600 on his rap career!

Zohran Mamdani releases his first mayoral tax returns The mayor actually overpaid his taxes last year. Meanwhile, Council Speaker Julie Menin refused to share her tax return.

Apparently the document itself is confidential but more details on the filing can be found here:

Welp!

Their merch will be a great way to ingratiate yourself with ironic college bros that wear Bo Jackson Buccaneers jerseys

Working in a factory some albums you become bonded to, in a way, from repeat listens. Sometimes Stu gets the aux cord and all he wants to play is the fucking Ventures

Maybe I'm rooting for the virgin and don't particularly care for the Chad! His name's not even Chad!

I saw an article at the time but now cannot find it--I did find a Fox and Friends appearance he did at the time, not going to scrutinize that to verify things so I guess I COULD be mistaken but

Like no wonder people are tripping all over their dicks to support Platner if dressing like Smash Mouth and saying the words "donkey sauce" over and over again makes you the teflon mayor of Middle fucking America

The neuralizer must have malfunctioned with me cause I remember when he came out in January and said that actually ICE was cool with him. During Minneapolis.

You are better for this. These people are in the public consciousness in a way that frightens me. One of them interviewed Simone Biles on NBC!

For some reason I just see a sign in one of them flashing saying "HAMMERS"? Does that track?

"Mid" is not in itself an insult! Sometimes you need mid!

My stated opinion is that it's time for you to be the trainwreck on there for once.

Now Barossa Park, on the other hand--the only thing I found that was near to that park was a nudist colony in the middle of nowhere. THAT'S the AFL experience I was hoping for

Yeah this is Norwood Oval, home to the Norwood Redlegs who are one of the blue bloods in the South Australian National Football league. Just outside of the Adelaide CBD but it might as well be a college town

In order from right to left: Brazil, China, Nigeria, Malaysia, Pakistan, South Africa, Saudi Arabia, Thailand

Interesting. Implicitly my brain wants to think that people weren't as provincial as we would make them out to be in the past, but it's cool to see that theory have some evidence to it. Thanks!

I have never seen the Manchurian Candidate in real life so much as when this came on the radio and a bunch of 35-40 year old men simultaneously remembered this video. They would bite a nuclear bomb for Mariah Carey in the Fantasy video